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and I really think it's gonna help.

I used to do this thing with my mom

and the kids absolutely love her.

but then this flying piece of garbage

- Wonderful. - Yeah.

Hey! Superintendent Collins. You remember me?

Well, I wasn't saying she was like a saint, saint.

But you made the right choice here with Ava.

Wow. I'm good. Huh.

for the rest of your life, but...well done.

I like this. It feels better.

Oh, me? I'm... just admiring Mr. Dewey

So all you saw me doing was kissing my future wife.

Um, you said that you would be at the Open House tonight,

Yeah, whatever. Mr. J!

hoping she would just say it back,

You know, I forgot for a second,

but he hasn't been offered one yet,

I'm just saying, with your gifts,

The mom I was waiting for finally showed up,

Oh, that's okay.

Well, so what do you do, Taylor?

and once she gets that, she's gonna thrive.

I could do that for the three of us.

(laughs) I'ma go set up.

- What was that? - What was what?

and FYI, we close at 8:00 sharp.

The superintendent is coming.

I mean, what's the point of anything, really?

All right, you hustled me.

- So I've heard. - (chuckles)

It wasn't about you. It was about me.

That's a tongue twister.

- Why not? - (door opens)

And that concludes the Total Waste of Time Tour.

What's your resting heart rate?