Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"QUACK ! QUACK !"
Hi.
'Really, really hard.'
Can I, er, can I kiss you ?
No.
'Then they work some more.'
# That's why I'm EEEAASSSYYY yea-eaaah
I'm gonna call my children Lanigan, even if they're boys.
Please don't do this to me.
Right.
I will drown myself. Is that your last word ?
Um...
BOTH: No.
FETCHING ! FETCHING !
Normally I can store a 100-page document.
But you need a small kitten for that to work.
Du-du-dul-du-du-duh-boom # Why in the world would anybody put chains on me ?
"QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACK !"
Yes, he was. Yes indeed.
He's reliable, I always know where he is and he damn well knows if I didn't I'd chuck him out.
"QUACK !"