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This is not a sprout farm. You're here to sell sugar and plastic.
congratulations, sheldon.
we'll cut off his balls and shove them up his ass!
You can't change the world,but you can make a dent!
It's a pelarota!
Don't worry, we'll deal with them.
As talented as you are, if you don't learn to sell yourself a little...
They're there online for you at RainbowRandolph.com.
Flash Wolf: Get to hell you stupid toilet paper headed Pastor, BE A NAZI! Heil Hitler mothercunting HOE! _,|,,
I want smoochy back.
Your time will come!
wipe your forehead, Frank. You got plenty of time to sweat.
The first new video better be:
I am Pharaoh! And you are my slave.
-stay a while. I got Rickets on tape. -It's late.
Do you ever knock?
I forgive you for that.
smoochy!
We'll get you off that smack Yes, we will
Yeah.
I'm bleeding! That's salmonella!
Don't worry. You're going to make a dent.
Im trying to sleep asshole!!
Don't make me lose my smile, Burkey-Boy.
Banquets, benefits, I want it all.
Yes, they do
they're not cops! they're truncing agathaboat bullsman.
sing it with me now.
My!
I knew he was a jizz-bag when he grabbed my ass at Feed the children.
only I can do that.
He's the prez of Rainbow Land Yes, oh, yes, he is
You did this to me!
Put me out of my misery.
Thank you very much.
I'm Rainbow-fucking-Randolph! Kids love me!
They need patience while they adjust to their surroundings.
-I can't even be seen with you. -Don't do this to me.
I hope I'm dreaming.
...we found this guy, dug up his corpse, handed him a show...
Rainbow Randolph RIP Robin Williams
since Randolph got pinched, there's air in the pipes. How are you fixing it?
I don't have to. The picture said it all.
There was the whole Nazi thing!
we take a little, everyone's happy.
...out of merchandising points. claimed he had a warehouse full...
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what round is it?
He has to get a taste of how we do things.
How serendipitous.
Sit on my horn and like it kcc
No, it isn't. It's just beginning.
Really? I used to have dinner engagements. Four or five a night.
sheldon Mopes?
They found Merv's head in the Grand concourse.
come here. You wanna tell me about the rhino?
He's gonna give me a shot. I'm gonna take the rhino's place.
I'll see you down at the store.
-Burke, get back here! -sheldon, wait!
...which contains no less than two addictive substances.
Here's Burke!
Better grow eyes on the back of your head.
I don't know about his sleeping disorders.
He was checking me out in the car.
...Kahlua flavored peanuts...
It's a...
we need to focus on putting together the best show possible.
You get out!
well, how do you like that?
Let's pencil in a few lunch dates, or go on a retreat!
-see you do the Jiggy ziggy? -Yeah!
You gotta fix this. I want my old time slot back.
Be f**king obnoxious some other time!
what will you wear to the show? I hope a thong.
...hand lotions, no animal-tested...
I got swept up in the frenzy of anti-smoochyism.
...was found shot to death in a rhinoceros outfit early this morning.
Did you bring lunch? chicken and stars?
are you okay? I'm kind of fucked up in general, So it's hard to gauge
in a country full of animals I wear it as a badge of fucking honor
cushy.
Me too! I took an anger management class in college...
Your office is over here. If you need anything, let me know.
Trust me, it's a handy accessory to have in this business.
Rhino's got me in a box with no ventilation!
Do you know the power of a condemned man?
-what? -Not really.
Rainbow Randolph busted by feds in midtown Patsy's Bar.