Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's a guy in a suit. A foamy. Fabric stuffer.
Is Adolf Hitler your personal hero?
After everything, I realized...
You okay?
-Really? -Yes.
You can learn and laugh at the same time.
-sure you don't wanna try? -No.
we're relying on a smack addict. Terrific.
welcome, all the way from the Lalwood Downs Rhino Preserve...
Julie vs FFPO
...for Pygmies in the congo.
-congratulations, Mr. Mopes. -Thanks a lot.
...and his twat du jour.
Them: How are you?? Me:
-It was circumstances. -circumstances? You killed spinner!
Before it's too late, make a donation!
My name is Moochy.
I don't know spanish, but thanks anyway.
It's a cock! And balls..
Experiments? I've had firmer handshakes, you drunk.
-He's talking to people he shouldn't. -That's an ugly string of words.
He couldn't have done the things they say he done.
Hey, spinner. come here and meet the senator.
come on, now. That's it.
I'm sorry, spinner. I'm so sorry.
At least you know the smack's knocking them out and not your singing.
Nora!
Let's see what we got today!
It's a big stiffy!
Know what I'm saying? It'd be painful.
Hello?
-Buggy's been here. -The Dong man?
The only reason you're on Tv is because Rainbow Randolph is a scumbag.
That's why the wee ones love your show.
Man, did you do great!
He's a miserable cocksucker! A fucking asshole! You hate him, admit it!
Did I do good? I did good, right?
-we will change the world! -All right, sheldon.
I'll close with a ditty. You may recognize the tune.
-Here you go. -salt.
It'll all work out fine. Just trust me, Randolph.
Never. Even if I live to be 1000 and see the second coming of christ.
Thanks for stopping by.
Plant this!
okay, okay. All right.
I thought that was a good meeting today. we tackled some hot issues.
Do not start with your magician's tricks, young Moses!
Look. I'm not literally comparing captain Kangaroo to Jesus christ.
You have one for me, okay?
what the fuck am I watching here?
-I'll tell you a secret about a gun. -what?
You got three seconds to pry your ass off my couch.
How do you like that?
You ok ? Im kind of fucked up in general so its hard to gauge
That's one of our big numbers.
But, Nora...
How does it feel to be a racist scumbag?
Yeah, he's a good man.
Thanks.
Not the Parade of Hope. It's suicide.
Get up! Get up and look at me!
who made you sad, Tommy?
I'm not pulling out, because I never agreed to do a show.
Exactly. That's what I've been trying to tell you.
Your client's put me in a hazardous situation.
...let's you and me go make history!
That sounds extreme. Just try a please.
Hip, hip, hooray.
Do you hear yourself? I won't do it.
I’m kinda fucked up in general so it’s hard to gauge
You know what to do with the lotion, jerk-off.
Thar she blows!
Merv Green. Nice to meet you.
IT’S A PENIS!
-our smack addict? -It'll be fine!
I mean, to commit to smoochy quality?
Remember, you can't change the world...
-square Dance Danny? -wife beater.
How is it being the most hated man in America?
stop doing this. Don't piss your life away.
But I do think he's got some problems, alcohol and anger to name a few.
I don't know if you're aware of it, but food like that can lower your chi.
spirulina with almond butter?
okay.
No one freezes me out.
Kidnet is currently looking for a performer...
Yes, I believe we're ready to push ourselves to that level.
It's a house of mirrors. You can't always tell what you're looking at.
As far as the refreshments go, they will be provided by me.
I took some liberties with the lyrics. If you figure out the chorus, join in.
we got a part spinner would be perfect for.
...with a dildo strapped to his head.
organic, twice the protein and nobody gets killed.
Let go of me, you fucking junkie!
The rhino too!
I despise you!
The Smoochy on Ice show will be squeaky clean.
...another Rainbow Randolph.
Attaboy!
I'd go to a restaurant, 10 guys reached for my hat.
Until he discovered the joys of black mule heroin.