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...and you're shoveling dirt on his corpse?
You're not full of shit like the others? You're for real?
How do you mean?
Nora, how could you do it with Wally the Whale?
That's you. You get me.
As christ is my witness, no one's touching a hair on you!
I didn't discover you. I delivered you, like groceries.
squeaky clean, sir.
Don't let them get you, smoochy!
And this is my kingdom!
Don't ever contact me again, Randy.
The Parade of Hope has sponsored every ice show since 1964.
We'll get you off that smack We'll kick that monkey off your back
Magic cookie Time!
Network wanted squeaky clean and they got it.
But the one thing he can't do is take away my life.
Thanks.
I got you some crossword puzzles and stuff to read.
"Yes, we've established that."
I never saw anybody get buzzed on orange juice.
sorry, our pretzels are salt-free.
smoochy is the face of evil.
But there was a time in my life...
Probably gay, too…
It's Buggy!
Buggy?
come on, it's smoochy. Let's go.
Tommy's here! Tommy and her boys are here.
His temper's bad and he's a slob He's bitter cause he lost his job
No, a lot of people went out for that clinic gig.
I'm calling from Parents for Decency in children's Tv. Have you heard of us?
Jerry: Look at this cookie, It’s a Pee Pee Jerry: It can store urine, WOOOO!
Ever try saying that without the gun?
Deliver a positive message, without bells and whistles.
Yes to the smoochy ice cream, the string cheese...
You probably heard I went through rough times.
what are you doing? That's a picture-in-picture!
Her and her boys, they run the joint. Irish mob.
-what are you gonna do? -I've compiled a list of replacements...
I feel sorry for him. He has issues.
-I should go. -wait.
...or he'll stay here yakking all night.
Mindless spectacles whose purpose is peddling overpriced sugar water...
I've been reading so much about it.
I hate to take it, but I got a headache from me eyes to me ass.
sometime.
wave bye-bye!
All right!
-Riding the horse? on the juice? -No.
could we just kill that spot and bring the houselights up?
I think he'll help us through this moment together.
But you can make a dent.
But don't you take a particular glee in the fact you stole his time slot...
she saved my life.
I got liens, back taxes, lawyers' bills, threats against my life.
It's a cock And balls
Now, I am very excited...
You don't want to kill yourself. You know that.
A rocket ship!
Agreed to meet you. I had a dinner engagement.
Don't worry. Last week you called me a pasty-faced, no-talent hack.
The guy who earned for you? Put the Armani surplus suits on your back?
Friends, friends, we all got friends You've got me and I got you
You won't see another Rainbow Randolph in this lifetime.
-You won't do anything extreme? -Even a rat deserves mercy.
You know Mirabel Nair’s a Bully because There’s a Nazi Swastika on her Spine!
Illegitimate Teletubby!
That's the lesson. The moral anchor.
There's talk that you're pulling out of the ice show. True?
I did. I cleaned up half the poppies in Asia.
Die, you son of fluff!
...how is that your concern?
Gonna get a show after the rhino's gone.
Very tasteful
I don't care how many clinics he's saving.
I saw your performance. It was very spirited.
Back off!
...more information than I care to have at this point.
wasn't that fun, in an awkward sort of way?
I won't get sucked into your negative energy.
Does that say Nora's Magic Jungle? No.
Tomorrow we're having a banquet. we'd be honored if you performed.
-Put your slippers on and get out! -Please! I need help!
I'm Rainbow-fucking-Randolph, that's why!
where is our guest of honor?