Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

come on down here, Mooch!

The cops will jump on you like a trampoline.

You can stay here as long as you like. You'll be safe.

You can't change the world, but you can make a dent!

I'd set things straight in this town.

-I like frosted. I like sweeter. -Me too.

That was a long time ago. I was young and stupid.

...and villainize my good name!

-You did great, buddy. -I'm gonna go get drunk now.

Hey, what about sheldon?

Tell that to the mob outside. They want my ass!

The smoochy slot will be safely occupied by cartoon reruns.

...that gets his head chopped off with an ax!

Mr. Mopes, let me get that for you.

-He's higher than a prom dress in June. -I got a bad feeling about this.

Secret Santa Probably Gay

How I describe Congress Very tasteful. No bush.

-Yeah? -You didn't have to get off.

Go blow yourself Martha

-Princess Poppy? -Don't bust my balls.

-lf I didn't, you'd still be here. -I am.

As long as he's on, everything's by the book. No percentage, no skim.

Last I heard, he's playing hospitals and nursing homes.

He's excited about the ice show.

You're not nothing, all right?

Not very smoochy-like.

No sponsors, no vendors, no crooks.

I take all the things I don't like and I let out a big howl.

I don't care about smoochy dolls, chocolate, floor wax.

Damn it, I ought to be the one who raises him.

It's.. It's... A ROCKET SHIP!!!

When the kid, husband and dogs all want your attention

That's a great story, but the thing is, with me, I don't care about that stuff.

This is unacceptable! I'm calling the authorities!

You're welcome at our place anytime. come on, boys.

It's about a good show without bells and whistles.

You seem to forget...

You boys ever traveled together before?

want me? I'll be in my office. It's the big one. with a view.

Let me have a Five crown.

You helped give it a little more polish.

Just a couple of nights, officer.

save the Rainbow!

Burke Bennett. I represent kid-show talent.

-Get out, hippie! -You get out!

No. I wouldn't take pleasure in someone's misfortune.

I got Mr. Boomy, missy! Why don't you tell him about Jingle Jackson?

Try not to hurt anyone, Roy. what would Jesus do?

And a cousin named Tommy cotter.

Let me tell you something. You fucked with the wrong rhino.

I saw one in Times square. This little angel with curls.

He broke in and lifted my backstage pass.

He'll get what he deserves.

Maybe we should leave it for the cops.

It’s a pelarota!

Angelo, hit me!

I love spinner, but I owe you. I'll see what I can do.

Former heavyweight contender Lawrence Spinner Dunn...

we could have worked through that.

You big drink of water! How are you?

we light up the Macanudos!

Giving up that smack Yes, we are

I appreciate everybody's concern. But I know what I'm doing.

when I'm hungry, what time is it?

we won't do that by selling string cheese and shampoo and cola...

Get your $50 bump for working in smoke this week.

can I have the far corner?

we're flying over the trees on our magic rocket.

with great pleasure I introduce to you, together for the first time...

This man fits the bill and you need him.

I'm a fraud. A wicked man who's done wicked acts.

I don't care anymore. I helped you. You abused it.

You snatched her away, now you gots to pay.

First, the good news. I've given it thought and decided...

Here we go. Let's shake a stick.

-You raise money for hospitals. -we've added a brick or two.

You're only human, darling. come on. Let's go away.

I haven't thought of that idea. I do see where you're going with this.

It's a happy, it's a happy Happy, happy place