Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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Looking at the faces, I think it's time to wrap things up.
sure.
This Fetalkunkle guy said it was for kids.
I won't sleep until worms are crawling up your ass!
Die, you foam motherfucker!
-sellout! -what are you talking about?
-what did you do, you snake? -A graduation present.
what do you want?
-off you go. -Thanks a lot.
I want the show to have weight. substance.
I never agreed to a show!
-Everything okay? -I'm drunk.
can we talk for a minute?
sometimes light is really dark. sometimes crows can sing like larks.
Thank you, Mother Teresa.
I'll open the magic door for you.
If that's all, let me out and we can say happy trails.
what? You got things to do? You don't have time for me?
Mr. Mopes?
I'll send you all the way back home!
I'm getting good at it. You want to see me march?
someone touched my ass. I want room to breathe.
casting mental patients. I like that.
I'm not your puppet.
Run me through this again. I have complete creative control.
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At least he's got a sense of humor!
save the rhino!
You inspired me to use my juice to put that together.
Get out of the car.
-Roy, have you got the hammer? -Always got the hammer, Tommy.
I tried.
You need someone for that slot and I'm here to reclaim what's mine.
Bastard son of Barney!
-You gonna shoot me? -Yeah.
-Rickets the Hippo? -You remember him?
It's understandable.
-Hey, lady. -Hey, nice job.
European Mystery Stolen Loss
-Smoochy the Rhino! -Hello, New Jersey!
what should we do about these guys?
-You like kids, huh? -sure, of course!
It's small but it's fierce!
First, I thought it was an act.
This is one tab they should have left blank.
-It's a cock! It's not a rocket! -what is this?
I'm doing my best. The network is watching closely.
That's Randolph!
...you'll always be playing to a very appreciative, but limited audience.
I know I was away for too long.
sometimes, boys and girls, it'll make you flat-out mad.
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we helped each other. Till someone messed up...
You can't change the world, but you can make a dent.
He was my inspiration to work in kids Tv.
The thing is, we gotta put it to rest. The rhino is up way past his bedtime.
who knew he had a cousin? They're identical.
Don't go anywhere, smoochy. I'll be right back after I take a dump.
-You're not doing the ice show? -No. Now I know what they're about.
Here he comes.
You got muscle, you make the rules.
In a server full of Neanderthals I wear it as a fucking badge of honor
You know, Nora...
It's tough to be Mom's second man
It's jackboots and Gestapo and smooch Heil, smooch Heil!
what's this?
I bet.
They kicked me out of the penthouse. I'm homeless.
I won't encourage kids to eat a lot of sugar.
I'm like a goddamn toaster at Macy's! Randolph's ass, aisle three!
Take it easy.
-They hired me... -Let me untangle this web.
Every cop's looking for you. You have to stay put.
His popularity is stronger than ever...
what's with the costume? Big erect horn.
Listen, sheldon, I'm not proud of it.
That's how I got this.
I have to like myself.
-who wants the first cookie? -Me!
I'm sorry to put you through this, my friends.
...while your table at 21 was occupied by the new Marion Frank stokes...
Jerry: This cookie shaped like my Pee Pee Jerry: It can store urine, WOOOO!
This costume's making my nuts itch.
-You left me for the rhino! -I gotta eat, don't I?
-we took his head and... -okay, that's definitely...
...but we've got something different, something personal to me.
Danny, go give Mr. smiley a little backrub.
Sends me to bed with zilch to eat
come on and howl with me now.
I'm being compared unfavorably with Goebbels.
Kidnet is finally ready to pursue a show of smoochy caliber?
when this guy comes over, don't talk to him...
our survey shows a dead heat.
If I might interject. we need to re-examine our principles.
You sure? The cops have a lot of evidence against Randolph.
I can't believe you didn't tell me about this.
This is private property. You're fucking trespassing.
-I'm so excited to meet you! -I'm excited to meet you too, spinner.
Looking good, Buggy.
shut up!
I'm trying to sleep asshole!
I thought you weren't coming. You'd forgotten.
Listen...
...maybe a high colonic, could loosen you up?
Good.
we're in deep shit. Deep shit.
-The stepfather segment went well. -oh, yeah?
I need your help. I'm in a pickle here.
I don't feel very smoochy-like right now.
Mr. Green will get a first-class ride through the justice system.