Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Go Blow Yourself Martha!
To the star and new executive producer of The Smoochy Show.
Guess how many compositions I have in the smoochy songbook.
You call the shots, right?
The thing is, television is a very complicated medium.
Good.
You're bitter, misguided and you got issues with sexual identity.
You're a good boy. we remember favors.
we have wrinkles in the communication and collaboration departments.
what are you talking about?
sometimes winter feels like spring. Don't think you know everything.
Yeah, I'd be happy to.
Friends, friends, we all need friends It's our pals that get us through
somebody toss me a beach towel, because my head is swimming.
You dated Jingle Jackson too?
-what do we do now? -survival of the fittest.
Keep in touch.
No!
with mustard. Everything's free.
I'll tell you something. That jiggy-ing and ziggy-ing makes me hungry.
what's up?!
when that pressure starts building...
If anybody has a strong feeling...
-skippy Black and the Trolls? -Deported. And the Trolls...
It’s a rocket ship!
when you wanna talk, I'll cut the strings.
Until now. smoochy doesn't sell out. That's it!
Thank you, sheldon.
The rhino's still a little green. Eventually, he'll come around.
-You're going down to their level. -I'm just wising up.
-You should get that. Bye. -It's okay.
Friends come in all sizes That's a fact, it's true
...ball it up and let it out in a howl!
with those guys...
-Rhinette. -say it. I am a Krinkle Kid.
-No shit. -I have to go to the show.
Hey! Nora! wait up.
If I had a dollar For every friend I've made
Don't go anywhere, Smoochy. Be right back after I take a dump.
All the colors of rainbow From mauve to blue
...I wouldn't be a very honest rhino, would I?
The flames are too hot! They're driving me mad!
Goodbye, smoochy.
So, now life is like this...
Parade of Hope. They like to sign the tab.
God, I hope so.
Do you believe in angels?
That's bullshit! I'm on the same dosage I've always been.
...to introduce a surprise visitor to Jungle Land!
with a bow on it.
The rhino's a Nazi.
Don't touch me! My name isn't wandolph, it's Randolph.
And on these rare occasions when I feel the need to apologize...
A Rain Forest Benefit freebie bag. Disposable camera...
I may have become a bit hardened over the years.
-can I get a pretzel? -lf that's what you want.
I barely know her. she's been down on everything.
sometimes being a good person... well, that just isn't always enough.
what did you say?
say it before God and all the bones of the saints!
okay, stop talking. I'm gonna make this real easy for you.
Not one dirty hand will touch this.
start yakking.
A good show, with the foundation of a positive message.
-Excuse me, senator. -sure.
Don't you move!
-we were just... -I'll call you if a spot opens up.
...to slander, vilify, defame, denigrate...
No, I just look like him.
Admit that smoochy has won and gracefully march forward.
A special batch of cookies for a very special rhino.
Yes, he gets cross But still, he's the boss
what?
-wanna hear the best part? -I'm holding my breath.
Frosted for old and fruity for young.
How you doing, apple cheeks? Long time, no see.
Whatever that means, you fucking peasant
*THAT GUY
How long was Randolph in your apartment?
sometimes I do a longer set, but...
-Let me show you my Buggy bumper. -Back off, Dracula!
You pull a gun on me? A gun I gave you as a gift?
Their names are different Their shoes don't match