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I did it for my first Holy communion.
-Get out! You did not! -Yes!
From now on, everywhere you go, we go!
rhino
Jerry: It’s my Penis.
I can assure you that this network cannot survive...
I'm going on a journey today and I hope you'll come along.
And for free.
I know why we broke up now.
I've told you how important it is to be honest about your feelings.
It's Burke, he set you up!
Go blow yourself, Martha! Look what you've done to this place.
I’m gonna go get drunk now!
I’ll be right back I have to take a dump
I'm opening the children's wing at the library.
Get in.
Give me the gun.
A job's a job.
You'll make more with him than 20 Randolphs.
You better grow eyes on the back of your fucking head, you horn piece of shit.
where did you say you're from?
squeaky-fucking-clean!
One might say grasp While the other says snatch
smoochy, I'll do it, watch.
Relax, it's all good.
I'm fucked up in general, so it's hard to gauge.
since you come in, he can't stop yakking, smoochy this, smoochy that.
Excuse me if I smell like piss. You know how it is.
It's in the bag. we might have to massage him.
He thinks he'll clean up our business.
...once the evening meds kick in, it's pretty much sleepytime.
sometimes in this life, a man's got to answer for his indiscretions.
My name is Moochy.
Thanks.
Then don't tell me how to run my fucking business.
...and his aggressive campaign...
I represent the Parade of Hope. Maybe you've heard of us.
Let me get that for you.
welcome to Fatty Arbuckle-land.
I'm gonna skate out in circles and then I'm falling on my ass!
-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
I need saving! Not that ottoman with a hood ornament!
INSTEAD OF THE UNDERESTIMATING BAD GUYS,IT’S THE DETENTION NAZIS!
Like a magnificent phoenix, or some other town in Arizona.
Sa-far-i
All right, boys. Let's go pray and get shitfaced.
-who is it? -open up, baby, it's Randolph.
Get off of me!
christ! where do you dig up these people?
what about rumors that you're crazy?
You can't change the world, buddy.
No, it's not. You're the one who taught me.
Be patient with new friends like Stan
I don't know what was going on with the...
Get him out of here!
He was the best! You remember the Klunky-wunky?
And this rhino might have to put hurt on someone?
cops won't do the ball thing. Against policy.
-what are you talking about? -Buggy Ding Dong shall rise again.
The fact is, I don't know you, okay?
sap's just the pill we need. Get your feet off.
Mopes is sparkling.
who could that be? Right, it was Rainbow-fucking-Randolph!
How does it feel being demoted to rotten-core?
Straight from the soil No tropical oil
we've always made arrangements. why the fireworks?
Anyhoo, this is my new agent, Burke Bennett.
He has experience facilitating in these situations.
Damn.
You'd be my partner, down the middle. Even ice shows.
It's a penis!
I want to talk to you for a little bit.
Ladies and gentlemen...
...but with alcohol, you're consuming empty calories.
Totally!
Pre-rhinoceros.
Hip, hip, hip, hooray!
I got news, Nora.
I guarantee that fucking Randolph has seen his last rainbow.
-where's our dignity? -I know you got an ethics fetish.
Yeah, I'm doing backflips.
well, how do you like that?
If I didn't share with you what I've been feeling and going through...
It takes away from the cookie song.
You got a problem, son.
You think?
I think you made a new friend, kid.
say, fellas, I just remembered.
Heil Sebastian Wolf
I got that.
Rainbow Randolph is the man Yes, oh, yes, he is
Death to Sebastian Wolf By Johnny Robinson
You can't do a show and cut out the vendors.