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without him, you'd be sitting in Kaplan's...
Because this guy saved your ass.
...to where I feel I won't be able to take it anymore?
very tasteful, no bush...
No, I'm just saying it's a vibe, you know?
You look good with your foot stuck in your mouth.
You're aggravating me.
...side by side, shoulder to shoulder, ladies and gentlemen...
Have a long and healthy run. Burke.
...very sad right now.
Don't do this, Randy.
cut that out. Golly, he's not a mental patient.
Corruption in Krinkleland?
...he's sinking into a depression.
save the rhino! The African black rhino.
Because what they sow, they going to reap, Angie!
Here a dance, there a song Everywhere is fun, fun
But my stepdad's not mean He's just adjusting
Hold the phone here.
-Get the gun. -what?
How do you like that?
-I'm spinner. -Right.
Rainbow Randolph is the king
Sebastian the Wolf’s not a Nazi
I missed you so much!
I had no idea it was a Nazi rally.
You get such a sparkly glow when you berate me in front of everyone else.
sodium-free pretzels, apple slices, organic smoothies. Everything healthy.
All I hear when Anti-Trumpers speak: Hey, I'm Spinner!
Relax!
You know fairy tales then.
-Buggy Ding Dong? -Heroin mule.
You're violating my...
It’s a Scott pilgrim toy!
Let go of me!
Great attitude. I wish more people felt that way.
If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be here.
okay, be careful.
You shot smoochy, you bastard!
HAL T is a self-recognition technique. Hungry, angry, Ionely, tired.
...of Dicky Dolls that weren't moving. we're friends for years.
That was so much fun!
...we had to name a person representing love and patience. I named him.
see you out there.
we all got our bad days.
But his chances on television are as good as mine in the ring with him.
-You okay? -Yeah.
can we talk? why was the Please and Thank You song cut?
I never played in a tractor parts warehouse.
Hell of a world.
-Here you go. -Thank you.
Ma, can I call you back? some asshole's screaming at me.
I'm hoping to correct that.
Hey...
I got more emotional investment in my nail polish.
Frank, you see this guy? Take a good look.
smoochy! Hey, I'm spinner!
I'm gonna go get drunk now.
The reason I'm here...
...and take all my headgear off, and you...
silly songs, absolutely, but with a message.
we gotta get to the arena for the show.
Believe me.
You don't get to tell this boy what to do anymore, you uptight...
In a country full of Neanderthals, I wear it as a badge of fucking honor!
Don't. Rat on them and you'll be lucky to find your toenails.
-Five minutes. -Thanks.
The good old days.
what happened to your precious integrity?
what about the Klunky-wunky dance?
Think of it as the high life. Get used to it.
-Hello? -Mr. Mopes? I'm Benjamin McKnucklepeck.
You okay?
Time out, people. Let's hold the phone a second.
Lookie, lookie, lookie Here comes the cookie
Tomorrow, smoochy raises his baton for Parade of Hope.
Log on, it's not free.
It's sweet of you to assume so.
Well he got the fucking right! Filthy Dirty Tho
But it's the rhino, Angie.
...I knew somebody would come along one day...
I loathe you!
I got my clout back and I'm gonna use it.
somebody like yourself.
Take it easy.
You know, this rhino came from my womb. okay?
I birthed him. I nursed him.
I could start Monday. No meat. when did you become a vegetarian?
You can count on him He can count on you
Think of it as a tool of the trade.
You can pull over.
I wanna be on the Tv again. I wanna play my cowbell.
okay. That's...
White House Communications Director I'm Moochy
Thank God we cleared that up without further violence.
You can't build a foundation with plaster of Paris. You use concrete.
You should be proud to have a client who can say that.
-Do you read Mein Kampf? -Is Smoochy code for white power?
sheldon?
-Freeze! -Drop the briefcase!
I really do appreciate that.
...it's blastoff time.
...who took a look at me and understood what I do.
save the rhino!