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He just has the sweet disposition of a 5-year-old.
what do you mean? I'm not. I still love you, Nora.
I don't think you want to hurt anyone here.
It's a cock and balls!
-Hi, there. -How are you doing?
I love you both.
You'll let my boy dance up front? Gets to sit in the chair?
-Get the fuck out of here! -You eat with that mouth?
It's a dick! chorizo and the huevos!
Top of the morning
I'm a big fan.
-what? -Magic cookie Time!
I can no longer live in a world where the innocent suffer...
But you're Rainbow Randolph. That's worth something.
In a country full of neanderthals I wear it as a fucking badge of honor
It's been a long time.
Listen, Nora.
-what kind of world is this? -The real one.
I want to thank you all for having this sit-down.
Morning! congrats on the bump.
...boys and girls, who's your favorite rhino?
It's smoochy! come on!
Leave him to me. once he does it, the rhino's dead.
You know what I do when I get mad, boys and girls?
It’s a ROCKET SHIP!
No worries. A chance to have smoochy at our soiree...
You and Frank are in a bind.
You strapped that horn on pretty fast! You're a Krinkle Kid, say it!
The Krinkle Kids are 10 feet under. with you.
A performer of character and honor. Most importantly...
Drop it, shithead!
I've never eaten Korean food. Thanks for the information.
so let's not buck history!
I'm not pointing fingers. You start pointing and someone gets poked.
spinner? He couldn't run a water faucet.
I'll take him apart, hoof by hoof!
I couldn't. I have too much respect for what he accomplished.
I want to tell you honestly, I felt...
...on subjects from vegetables to the importance of donating plasma.
This is a story about a venomous rhino...
That's the first time anybody recognized me out of the suit.
Get in the middle!
In case you forgot, you're a criminal and a scumbag.
who grabbed my ass? Get away! Don't touch me!
Bubba Gump
...I'd stick my willie in a nest of funnelwebs if I had to.
-Excuse me. -No excuse for you.
I like it.
-okay, let's just all take it easy. -Bite me, Buddha! I had her first.
Thanks.
And then I just thought you were a simp or something!
Let me noodle it.
Enlighten the lad, Nora! You were such a hot little brood mare.
Love that one.
Hey, Angelo.
-I don't believe in guns. -Really?
That is concrete, sister. That is integrity!
Hello Bonjour
You go ahead. It was a real honor.
once you get power, you can have smoochy walk out...
No one has ever refused an ice show.
I felt once or twice my voice wasn't being heard.
we want to present a plaque to you for your commitment to children's Tv.
In a country of Neanderthals, it's an honor.
Tell him the one about the prick...
You know what else comes in all sizes? Our products.
...when he couldn't sell his face.
since when? Get your spongy pink ass out there and dance for the cameras.
-You want a drink? -vodka.
You know...
wait till I tell my folks I met spinner Dunn.
You're funny! There's vodka and chips back there if you're hungry.
-Do you sense my lack of interest? -over 300...
No one's gonna make a penny off of these kids.
...maybe intimidating, now that the power has changed.
stokes cut a deal with Buggy for the smoochy slot.
strawberries and...
As a kid I ate frosted. Let's go the old-fashioned way...
Between my client's dwindling cash flow and mounting legal fees...
Thank you.
we got a chance to get back on track. we gotta get rid of the rhino.
so don't peddle your sap to me.