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Ohh.
the driest version of our vows possible
Dave, you are such a good dude.
And now I know that I want you to stand by me
Living in their hearts and not their heads.
- How do you mean?
- That was a dig, right?
like I'm asking everyone to reschedule,
but without my visions, there's simply no way to know.
As long as I have you by my side, I can do anything.
I picked up my phone a million times to call you.
and only you got to be the pharaoh.
- Oh, you totally should have.
- I'm figuring it out.
Dave, I wasn't sure that this day would ever come.
- Yeah. Babe, keep talking dismissive to me. I like that.
- No, that's the tackiest thing I've ever heard.
which is a really interesting way to stop making money.
- Or you could just taste them.
- Well, you're the one with the cootie catcher.
Top swipe right here.
- Well, honestly, if you're looking for visions,
[sighs]
- What do you mean?
But you were.
- Okay. - And, uh,
- You have no idea.
It's the best free anti-depressant there is.
I never understood anything about the world.
This isn't like when we were younger and we played Pharaohs,
this whole Sims neighborhood, just to starve them all.
♪
- I don't know.
I used to blame my visions for ruining my relationships,