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All right, my turn.
there's really no reason to go to Lima, anyway.
It's for your first New York holiday season.
at her baby shower.
♪ Hang a shining star ♪
Well, I am gonna be in the Lima Community Players'
Okay. Why isn't she in it?
♪ Now. ♪
I know, Mom.
I mean, I'm a screenwriter. I can write anywhere.
'cause you spend the whole day in your car.
Are you sure you're qualified to marry us?
♪ Gather near to us ♪
and as a result, she never learned any self-respect.
Yes, let's.
♪ Of Israel. ♪
You're cute.
You feel lonely, you want this feeling of family.
It's just really scary to think
♪ Prospero año y felicidad ♪
and I'm tired of being in this damn chair.
♪ Giddyap, jingle horse, pick up your feet ♪
So I called Artie, and he helped pull all this together.
♪ Of a white Christmas. ♪
I believe it, too.
My dad and Finn and Carole
There's even going to be
'Cause the documentary I watched was on the History Channel,
Rachel? What are you doing here?
It's December 18.
the 144,000-day cycle of the Mayan Calendar.
raven-haired beauty from those monstrous, gaping loins.
Oh, my God!
No.
on an old man's weirdly hot lap.
Oh...
You know, I hate to ask you something
♪ Be white ♪
Dad!
I've asked you all to meet me in the choir room.
Hi, Marley.
in the meantime, this will have to do.
That's some pretty serious road rash.
is the best Christmas gift I have ever gotten.
♪ Jingle bell time is a swell time ♪
And then you can go. Okay.
We caught it early.
Dad, you okay?
♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock ♪
you were the glue of Glee, Artie.
My mom hates your mom.
Epic fail!
I know it really sucks being in this chair sometimes.
That's a doll. Shh!
It's sci-fi, but it has a high school element.
♪ And while we are playing ♪