Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Then you're gonna do it? - No!
- Hold it! - Hold it?
That's quite a story. The Jamaican bobsled team.
.
And you are my best friend. And we've been through a whole lot together.
I mean, it was all that eins, zwei, drei nonsense that got us all nervous in the first place.
Trump
Twenty years ago you came down here to see...
Those bananas are stinkin' like a dead dog.
- But you thought my father did. - Your father was one of...
' Holding on to an Olympic dream '
- Ready, little man? - Ready, big man.
- Hey, there. - Derice.
...is dropping back as Tumbleweed holds the rail. - Come on! That's it!
- I don't want you to worry about lookin' good out there. - Ah, Blitzy.
And where do you think you're going?
- Or else what? - Whoa!
We’re back in.
Nice group here. Now, for two of you lucky people,
I think the fans here have an extreme case of Kung Flu fever
[Grunting Continues]
- Cool runnings. - [Together] Cool runnings.
then you have a better chance of becoming a barbershop quartet.
The strength every Friday morning
They hate me, they hate you,
Yeah. But can lightning run on ice?
' Jamaica, we have a bobsled team '
I see weakness, I see dishonor I see a fat ass motha who run run no laps for nobody
Me to Arsenal
' Bright sunshiney day '
Their flag bearer is the sled captain Derice Bannock.
' Oh, yes, I can make it now '
Bin. You dead?
Wait. But you don't understand.
Court
What do you have in there, a baby?
[Al] The Jamaican team attempts its first ever Winter Olympic event.
The Canadians, it's their home track. You gotta favor them too.
Remember. This doesn't mean that I like you.
Whistler 2024
6pm arrival deadline.. it’s scary, Jaa?
I got you a job Blandy, Blandy and Webb!
They've earned the right to march into that stadium...
I'm not smokin'! I'm breathin'!
Rise and Sine It's butt whipping time
I'm gonna leave the island...
It was me who let you down, Kurt. It wasn't my guys.
As a matter of fact, now that I'm here,
Yeah. But can lightning run on ice?
[Irv] ...inspired you guys, that's all.
Because you're just like every other fool on the island.
- Push it, push it, come on. That's it, that's it. - ' Just like an arrow '
Fine. Cut off my allowance, because you see, Father,
I’m Feeling Very Catholic Today
Hey, Sunday driver! Make room for the Rasta Rockett! Make room!
is get your sorry rear ends from the top of an icy chute to the bottom.
- And you sure this man, he lives on the island? - Oh, yes.
[Foreign Languages]
Hey, Sanka, this steering wheel is finished.
Well, um, I'm a real man.
[Laughing]
You're quick, you're sharp. Hop in. Sanka.
i don't have time for games, junior
where I'm going.
Yeah, he's one of the biggest assholes in the world too.
Come on, Kurt. What you're doin' is wrong and you know it.
Alright, Sun God does it again!
just a few miles outside of downtown Calgary.
Huh, would you look at me then.
Finished!
He thinks I'm off to Miami...
- You want to kiss my egg? - I'm not kissin' no egg.
- What happened? - Oh, I took care of the whole thing.
Grip with your toes.
No one:
' Jamaica have a bobsled team '
' Take away my fears
Not only are they gonna qualify, they're gonna turn some heads doin' it.
Glad you could make it, man.
I'll wait in the lobby.
You could have your picture on a Wheaties box.
those West Canaan Coyotes.. scary jaaa?
I wanna see who's laughing when Irv gets here.
Come on, don't make me beg. Roger, it's me.
But my, oh, my, the odds-on favorite showed his true colors with that late stretch run.
I am feeling very Woolish today, how about you?
Runt! Running away will only make it worse! Ooh! Muffin! Come back! MUFFIN! RUNNING AWAY WILL ONLY MAKE IT WORSE! OOH! MUFFIN! COME BACK!
' Here is that rainbow '
No. What I am saying to you is that you are the kind of club-totin'...
- Pushcart champion! - Get away! Get away!
Sanka, man, what you smokin'?
[Laughing, Shouting Continue]
Derice, come on! Hey!
How do you do?
Hold it! Yeah, hold it! - Hold it?
Pilots gonna love it.
you have to get in with catlike movements; you need to get relaxed.
I'll come back tomorrow. And the next day. And the next day.
I feel it. I'm gonna win the gold.
He had some theory about using track sprinters to push the bobsled.
- [Laughing] - So what you laughing at?
- [Elevator Bell Rings] - Pride. Power.
Sending the tags is Finished
I had to win.
- Yeah. - Mornin'.
but you're still gonna end up in an outhouse shanty like every other dockworking nobody.
The Jamaicans on a record pace as they fly almost out of control around the turn.
- Oh! - Greetings, sled god.
Okay. Now this is our first real push start...
Greeting drift god
Ron Ya dead?
[Man On Radio] And down the stretch they come! Tumbleweed is holding on...
- [Derice] Wait! Hold on! - College boy, I'll kill you!
Now a respectable start time is 5.7 seconds.
Derice... a gold medal is a wonderful thing.
to make that last slot on the '68 Grenoble team,
I see baker. You see baker...
- Sorry to bother you, but you're the only one who can help us. - Get out! Get out!
[Derice] Sanka, you dead?