Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Ridiculous. What's he doing? - [Irv] Ready!

to do something that no one in your country has ever done.

Is this whole thing a big joke?

- Beat both of your butts anyway. - What are you talkin' about?

Go ahead, Scotty. You go get your palace.

' 'Nuff people say you know they can't believe '

Thank goodness. For a minute, I didn't think they'd ever get all four of them in.

They hate me, they hate you, they hate us.

' I can see all obstacles '

Sanka, how did your singing on the street go?

Now I know you dainty little track stars think you're fast.

then we sure as hell better bobsled Jamaican.

- Thanks, coach. - All right. Let's go, Derice. It's yours.

I didn't come up here to forget who I am and where I come from.

I see power! I see a badass mother who won't take no crap off of nobody!

I am feeling very Olympic today. How about you?

is the high-speed crash.

I want it more.

I didn't realize that four black guys in a bobsled could make you blush.

I say we make Derice the driver.

Yo carl You dead?

Austin. You dead?

Ya see, I've made up my mind. I am going to be a bobsledder.

I said it to your father the first time I met him, and I'll say it again.

With liberty and justice for Jamaica and Haile Selassie.

Come on, Jamaica. Say something.

- I can't! It's stuck! - [Derice] Hold on!

[Speaking Russian]

Peace be the journey

That's right. A bobsledder.

[Door Opens, Closes]

I am feeling very Buffalo today. How about you?

' I've been praying for '

- You want to know why I cheated, right? - Yes, I do.

Watch out for the JJ Vaccine It’s scary ja?

Agh, he's got my phone! Muffin, you get off my phone this instant. Argh!

You plan on livin' there, you're gonna have to marry the Queen.

Okay. Here it is. It says here...

[Joy] You got $9.52 from Yul Brenner.

All right, it's all yours! Let's go!

- Nah. - I didn't think so. I'll pick you somethin' up.

' Take away my tears '

If I've Said It Once, I've Said It 46 Times: Libertarians make the best cops

[P.A.] On the track.

You could have your picture on a Wheaties box.

I'm gettin' cold just thinkin' about all this ice.

I’ll pay you a dollar To shut up!

That's a hell of a place to be comin' from.

That's Tumbleweed gone. Okay, next race.

I am not a boxer. I am a runner.

Go, go, go! Now, now, now, now!

I'm feeling very Indian today How about you?

REMEMBER THIS DOENT MEAN THAT I LIKE YOU.

Libertarians make the best cops

What's happenin', star? Where you been, man? You almost missed...

It's my turn, Joy. It's my turn.

And it wasn't fair.

Stick. Shooting with the stick. Let's go!

Hey Jamaica, watch out for twelve turn Scary, ja?

mentally disturbed, so he's not gonna press any charges.

That's a hell of a place to be coming from!

You can unpack your suitcase, Junior. We're not goin'.

But the East Germans, they're coming off the gold medal win in 1984.

- It's very strong. - Nice. Very nice.

Gumballs on their first outdoor trip

All you have to do is look at me in the eye and say,

raw meat-eatin', me-Tarzan-you-Janein',

Good luck, man. I'll see you at the finish line, all right?

' We're goin' nowhere '

going to convince these judges that we are world-class sledders,

The kids wanting me to help them get their snow gear on and the sleds out

' Take away my sadness '

win the Olympics and become famous,

Yes. Thanks a lot, Mr. Coolidge.

Hey, man, look here. I'm just tryin' to get us off on the right foot.

[P.A.] Next team up is Jamaica.

Dylan, ya dead?

Saka... You touch the Salmon?

Oh, please. Change its policy?

JBed… Ya dead man?

Okay, probieren wir was anderes. Äh, von vorn. Achtung...? Eins, zwei, drei...

' And yet we have a bobsled team '

She's beautiful.

Don't listen to him; you listen to me. Derice, right here. You got it?

So, what's it gonna be, star?

Sanka man, what ya smokin?

'cause Lord knows he didn't have to let you sell that car.

[Quiet Chattering]

Back off, back off, you eight ball! This is my mama's secret recipe.

How about Tallulah?

Clear out! Move out! Look out! [Laughs]

What's his problem?