Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Except this time, 100 million people watchin'.

- I'm not gonna forget my best friend on his day of days. - [Boy] Derice.

' Workin' from payday to payday '

Gentlemen, this is a bobsled.

im feeling very broadcom today how about you?

Greeting, Pun God

[Crowd Chattering]

[Man On Television] And a lot is expected of the Italian team.

- What? - Please. You know that revolving restaurant thing?

Sounds like a two dollar hooker!

But what should I do? What should I do?

Jump, Winston! Jump! Ohhh!

Sled God Does It Again

I see a badass motherf@$*er who don't take no crap!

I'm not good at that stuff. Instead, I thought I'd, uh,

How ‘bout I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt?

As you were told, your team must compete in an international race to qualify for the Olympics.

Here we go, come on. Helmets on.

Everybody shut up. My boys on TV!

- Or else what? - Ow!

It's a beautiful afternoon in Calgary, and there is a lot more coming up.

[P.A.] All coaches must sign teams in before approaching bob run.

Hey, guys. I'm so proud of you guys. You all right?

Hurry up, man. I have a dead grandmother that moves faster than you.

Dear God, just let them be better than yesterday.

If I've said it once, I've said it 46 times Tobey Maguire was the best Spider-Man

No, no. They shatter.

Feel The Rhythm! Feel the Rhyme! Get on Up! Its Perfect Quality Time!

Now, he lives in one of the biggest homes in Kingston.

He is really mad.

- Just who I want to see. - M-M-Me?

[Junior] Hey, fellas, look at my progress.

[Derice] Fine. Stay here on the island.

Gumbies on their first outdoor trip

Sehr gut, New Zealand. We'll see you in two weeks, Ja?

- Whoa! Ah! - Yeah, like that. Yeah. Good.

[Together] Peace be the journey.

' When we finally make it we can both look back '

- Can I help you? - Yeah, I'd like to register for tryouts.

' Jamaica have a bobsled team '

You came all the way to Calgary without a sled?

Whoo-hoo! Yes! Yes! Come on, teammates.

NRA - Defending 2nd Amendment for trans people Me - a trans person

[Laughs] For five grand?

Shane. You dead?

- You really see all that? - Yeah, man.

He says you're even faster than your father.

[Coughing] I'm not smokin'. I'm breathin'.

TO THE MESSENGER!

I don't want you to worry about lookin' good out there Ah, Blitzy

the running of the 100-meter finals.

it's not so much the heat, it's the humidity that'll kill ya

We're lookin' for a sponsor for the first Jamaican bobsled team.

It's gonna take more den dat!

Hey. Seemin' to you like nobody likes us?

' Girl, if I give the love you want you won't forget '

I’ll pay you one dollar To shut up

Kirk. You dead?

We're different. People always afraid of what's different.

- [Crowd Cheering, Indistinct P.A.] - Get in! Get in!

Derice's father, Ben Bannock, was a gold medalist in the 200 meters...

Oh! Hey! [Grunting]

- Where did these guys come from? - [Together] Jamaica!

' Go to Olympics Fight for Jamaica

O’Day - ya dead?

I think the fans here have an extreme case of Jamaican fever.

Greetings, Sled God

a man has got to do what a man has got to do.

the more Yul Brenners we got makin' it in this world,

Look at the high line in Omega! He bounces off the wall, ricochets like a pinball.

Dylan, ya dead?

I know it's a telegram. What's it say?

- Sorry I'm late, everybody. - [Irv] No, really. That is terrific.

We gotta make them the odds-on favorite to win the gold.

[Laughing, Shouting]

Watch out for Terberg SCARY, JA?

' Girl, if I give the love you want you won't forget '

Now, wait, wait.

[Al] We now come to the second chance for the four intrepid men from Jamaica.

I'm coming from ten years of intense competition...

[Grunting, Yelling]

When you cross that finish line, you'll know.

Cold weather endurance is vital to building a successful sled team.

Fellas, here's to followin' your dreams.

No problem, man.

And you don't see the Swiss team smilin' neither.

- No! - [Screaming]

Rise and shine It’s mask wearing time

Hey, Blitzer. Why don't you put some training wheels on that sled?

Mr. Coolidge, who's the other man in the picture with my father?

- What country? - [Clears Throat] Jamaica.

Anything to get off this stinking island!

I’ve got a dollar and sixteen cents

and blood fire, we have to fight back.

Let me tell you something, check

- Yeah, man. - [Irv] How's the sled?

[Man] Who's the big, hot bag of air who doesn't have to comb his hair?

And I'm tellin' you as a friend...

Givin' my kid a few pointers, Larry?

and leave the bobsledding to the real men.

I’ll pay you a dollar to shut up!

peace be the journey

Hey, Mike. Good to see ya again, pal. Take care.

Isn't that a gold medal around his neck?

- I know you got something lying around, Roger. - But, Irv...

he's also responsible for the lives of the other three people in his sled.

Let's get one thing straight, Bannock.

Why don't you tourists go back to where it is you came from...

I don't have time for games, Junior.

I am a man. And I'm an Olympian.

get on up, it's bobsled time!

' It's gonna be a bright '

How ‘bout I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt?

I’m feeling very false flaggy today.

[Irv] I'm not asking for a winter sports program.

Welcome back to the bobsledding venue for this, the last day of competition.

O’dat, ya dead?

- Thanks, Irv. - Thank you.

- ' We have the one Derice ' - ' And the one Junior '

Watch out for that 12 year old. He's scary, ja?