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Under 60. Is it under 60?
Now, if this is about you and me, then let's get it straight right now.
Caryanne
Whatever is wrong with you....is no little thing.
Your judges will be Shindler, Gremmer and Kroychzech.
' Yes, my four men are my bobsled posse '
I am feeling very false flagish today.
If it wasn't for you, we wouldn't be here right now.
- ' You gotta learn to believe in yourself, yeah ' - [Grunting]
' Bright sunshiney day '
[Man On P.A.] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the final event...
Believe me, kid, you do not have what it takes.
' Don't get upset if you ain't got nobody '
Junior!
I'm just a little concerned about that big baldy
a Jamaican bobsledder?
All I need is a lousy 20 grand so I can get us to the Olympics. That's all.
Thank you. Thank you very much. Basically, what you're looking to do...
Good morning, Gettysburg!
[Grunting]
- You must be mad. - Yeah, but the team needs me.
[Sanka] Aaaaah!
Greetings DT god
and go back home.
Hey, Irv. Say hello to the first...
I see pride I see power
Test Hh
- Hi. - Howdy, partner.
Dylan, ya dead?
Cold enough? [Chuckling]
Do you know where you register for bobsled?
Do whatever you want, but do it to me.
Well, I run it in nine nine
' Jamaica we have a bobsled team '
Excuse me, please.
I am goin’
Tallulah.
The only way is count 10 to 1 10 to 1 count with me 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1, Blast off!
Okay, everybody in. Let's go, let's go. Come on, come on.
Um... [Clears Throat]
Well, my dear, we've got a team in the Olympics, don't we?
Hello? Yes.
It's not so much the heat, it's the humidity that'll kill ya.
- Thank you. - ' Yul Brenner and the man Sanka '
I see a lost little boy...
[Knocking]
Who doesn't bathe and doesn't care? Sanka! Sanka!
Kilmer and knickknacks? It’s scary jaa?
- Yeah. Half an hour? - Meet me there in half an hour. Yeah.
I cheated. I was stupid.
- And it's Brewster finishing in second. Susan's Pride... - What?
Sounds like a two-dollar hooker
Hey, coach.
And perhaps there's gold in two generations of this family.
- Tumbleweed is running gamely, but Captain Video... - Don't! I need this one!
5.9! 5.9! You did it! You did it! 5.9!
I see power! I see a badass mother who won't take no crap off of nobody!
' 'Cause we're goin' nowhere and gettin' there fast
Go ahead, tuna. Go get your zaxby's
[Chanting] Who's the captain of our crew? Who's a friend to me and you?
I'm goin' to the Olympics, baby.
Wait a minute, Roger. Remember when you were desperate...
[P.A. Announcer Speaking In Foreign Languages]
and when you're a little further along, I'll come along and see you...
[Sanka] So, let's talk about this billsled team.
He's Josef Grool. He's one of the best drivers in the world.
' Just for a laugh '
Takes his bets in a small pool hall just past Sandy Bay.
- And I really, really need you. - Forget it!
I’m sorry. I didn’t realize that 3 black women on a podium could make you blush
There. Is that better? Are you happy?
are a steady driver and three strong runners to push off down the ice.
You mean winter as in igloos and Eskimos and penguins and ice?
- Once again! Junior! - I see pride!
Get it back to the top of the hill! Let's move it right now, you slackers!
Its.... Butt kissing time
- [Crowd Cheering, Shouting] - Let's go.
- [Indistinct Police Radio] - [People Chattering]
- How 'bout I beat your butt right now? - How 'bout I draw a line...
I am a badass mother... who don't take no crap off NOBODY
You caught me. [Laughs]
5.9, guys! What?
Hopefully the Utes can say this after the game!
Take it.
Gentlemen, let's go check into our new home. Come on, Junior.
to compete in the bobsled event.
- No problem. - [Irv] Ah, yes.
- [Cheering] - Yeah, from Jamaica!
Practice down here with the boys a bit more,
Whatever's wrong with you... is no little thing.
' Rise above it '
Cool runnings means Peace be the journey.
"Go ahead, Yul Brenner. Go get your palace." (or farm whatever floats your boat)
[Speaking German]
- Mr. Coolidge, thanks a lot. - Good, Derice.
- Move over! Move over! - [Winston] Get away! Get off me!
- That fool better watch his mouth. - He better watch more than that.
Rise and shine It's butt whipping time
- That's right! - That's right! Junior Bevil!
were goin to canaa
Go! Move! Go! Move that bobsled! Go!
Where did these Pumas come from? Argentina!
' Jamaica have a bobsled team '
Get set!
- That horse had no chance whatsoev... - Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
The only reason I’m here Is to get off this stinkin
is to get off of this stinkin' island.
You don't see the Swiss team drinkin' and carryin' on and such.
DO YOU DIG WHERE I'M COMING FROM?
And I really, really need you.
Muffin! Running away will only make it worse! Ooh! Muffin! Come back!
- You mean winter as in ice? - Maybe.
And you know, there's a lot of teams up here on top of the hill...
COACH MCDERMOTT’S WHATS KILLING YA
' When the working's done we're gonna love that night away '
- [Boy #2] Do it for Jamaica. - You know what my grandfather says?
I I am feeling very Olympic today. How about you?
Yes, I have a problem. There's no such thing as a three-man sled.
Whoo-hoo, 59 points! [Laughing]
So am I. And the best I can be is Jamaican.
[Reed] Remember. This doesn't mean that I like you.
Kurt, I really have to talk to you.
' Come on then Rise above it '
San diegooo We have a baseball team
Didn't one of you have the sense to know better? Go on, laugh.
New kayak Who dis?