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' Rise above it '
feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme get on up,
- Eins, zwei, drei. - Eins, zwei, drei.
Well, you wanna know what I see?
Whatever is wrong with you is no little thing.
The only way is count 10 to 1 10 to 1 count with me 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1, Blast off! Yay!
' You, you've got to rise above it '
No problem, man.
Derice, you dead mon? No mon, we’ve got a race to finish.
Those guys have earned the right to represent their country.
- Sprinters make the best bobsledders. - Here's to sprinting.
And if you think I'm gonna give you the little money we have...
[Reed] Remember. This doesn't mean that I like you.
Sort of.
Hello, gentlemen.
Yul, that's where the Queen of England lives.
The strength staff before every Friday morning lift
All right. Everyone quiet down.
All right Spreadgod does it again
Remember, keep your hands soft and your mind clear.
your qualifying run will be held on the evening of the tenth.
- ' And when you face a challenge ' - Gotta grip with your toes!
- What practice? - That practice.
Peace be the journey
[Sanka] Face it, Yul Brenner. You can start callin' yourself Madonna,
- Turn seven. Turn eight. - Straight. Right.
excuse me mariah do you want to go to gina boingwantygogno? no gina boingwantygogno. that's an intresting twist you've put on gina's name gina boingwantygogno.
- [Clears Throat] Excuse me. - To the man in the orange suit!
Whatever's wrong with you....seek professional help.
All right, guys, we're up. Come on. Hey, knock it off. Knock it off, will ya?
Greetings EVMS GOD
After a positive code review of my colleague's work
my all-time, world record seventh derby in a row.
l-lt's no different than what we practiced. We've done it a hundred times.
[Al] One, two, three, four, all of them in, and look at them fly.
- [Man #2] Who owns this thing? - We do, sir.
' If those storm clouds reappear Oh, yes '
Andy. You dead?
Look at me, Mr. Blitzer. I'm your chance.
' On these hard times '
- Don't touch me! - Here we go. Come on.
iPhone 6? I'll pay you a dollar...
- Yes! - Now they slide into place.
All right, fellas, that's us! Let's go!
' Rise above it '
This country enjoys a fine athletic tradition.
We're live at Olympic Park, the brand-new bobsledding venue...
[People Chattering In Foreign Languages]
' 'Nuff people say you know they can't believe '
if he's barefoot or wearing sandals.
- All right. - Good, good.
Vibes for today
[Jamaican Accent] No problem, man.
Oh. They say we're back in!
' There's nothing but blue skies
- Al, so do I. - Oh, no, no, no, no. So do we.
Vallem, ya dead?
Derice... see you at the finish line.
Sanka. Hit it, man.
' This, little man, is what you can achieve if you work hard and sacrifice '
Great. Very good. Try it again.
Lucky egg
Too late…
[Derice] They couldn't beat us. I know we were the best.
Skanka Yuh Dead
Sanka, ya dead?
Irv, this is Karl Shindler. He'll be watching the middle track.
our trip to the Olympics starts right now.
' Hey, no people can believe '
Irving Blitzer. He's an American who lives here.
- What's schweiz? - No, man, Swiss.
- No! Look, whatever your name is... - Derice.
Well, that depends on who's asking.
- [Grunting Continues] - ' You don't never have to fear Just rise above it '
Come on, coach.
[Al] Watch out, world, the Jamaicans are coming.
This is the Olympics here. It's no stupid pushcart derby.
- ' You've got to rise above it Yes you do ' - Go, go, go, go. That's it.
Well, I'm sorry you feel that way.
I don't want to be within 2,000 miles of anyone who does.
Did I miss it? Did I miss it?
I must drive. Do you dig where I'm coming from?
But in an Olympic year The Olympics count as a golf major
good night maxwell, fanny nine.
Snow. You don't have any. It's 900 degrees out there.
One, two, three, go!
I am feeling very liberated today. How about you?
And I live right down there
Shane. You dead?
[Irv] Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
FEEL THE RHYTHM! FEEL THE RHYME! GET ON UP, IT’S HATE TRUMP TIME!
Remember. This doesn't mean that I like you.
and I'd like to congratulate all of the athletes...
When your coach Inspires you
If I've Said It Once, I've Said It 46 Times: Libertarians make the best cops
Me on Tinder, trying to pick up guys
my teammates, my country and my coach.
- To the messenger! - [Together] To the messenger.
[P.A.] On the track.
[Chattering Continues]
The strength staff before every Friday
You really see all dat? Yeah, mon!
Drew. You dead?
and I loaned the car to a friend to work for...
All right, you sugarcoated track stars.
No, man, I'm not dead.
- But it doesn't mean that I like you. - We split.
If I have to take one of those bobsleds to do it, then all right.
Dative, you dead mon? No mon, we’ve got a race to finish
You! I'll kill you.
Yes, man!
Wow, 56.53!
Where did these guys come from? - [Together] The 09!
- Mornin'. - Faster, Bannock, faster.
Sehr gut, New Zealand. See you in two weeks, Ja?
All right. I'll do it.
' We don't need no darkness We don't need no fear '
- Sanka. - ' We have the one Derice...
Did I say, Sorry, Roger, I can't do it?
All right, we're up. Let's go, guys. This is it.
And that could have been a disaster.
In fact, if one of those Swiss boys ever come across a pretty girl,
All right, I'll tell you what I see.
- [Crowd Laughing] - That's funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
[Derice] Mr. Coolidge, please. You have to run the race over.
I see an Alabama slob...