Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, you got to step up your game, man.

while you go to the meeting

I took you to the bathroom.

[heavy breathing]

Chocolate chip, coffee,

What? You have a baby?

I think Plan A is you don't drop a million of your sperm

You know what the move is, though?

Then you're straight chilling.

- Yeah. - Okay.

I spent a lot of time in spas and hot tubs

No, dude, Kyle's done.

Anyway, here's the bathroom.

What a small world.

I'm gonna try the strawberry cheesecake.

They're nice to me over there.

would you mind accompanying this young lady I'm babysitting

That's what anecdotal means.

I can't go in there by myself.

I mean, there's Saran wrap and dental dam,

No, not at the bar, at my house.

My boy did a Combos spot... Combos for life.

But "Poop Shoes"... that's just good branding

- You ever had a condom break? - Hell, no.

Well, but when's the last time you ejaculated?

Let's get the fuck out of here.

into the bathroom?

Um, you want to arm wrestle?

Like, they act like they know me,

- What? - Yeah.

Hey, guys. Get ready.

That's why I enjoy being the uncle, you know?

Are you on birth control and stuff?

Let's, uh, grab a drink or whatever sometime.

That's bullshit you say at a party.

- I know it's weird. - All right.