Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Kick ass whitey!

- I think it's gone. - I hate those damn things.

Bet you made some nice friends today, huh?

Um, I just talked to Charlie

Hey, that's my car.

You know what, Al? I don't think I'm really cut out for politics.

Me five minutes after eating healthy

I'm not far from dragging’ ya outta here and beatin’ ya into dust

Stay there. OK. OK. It's right in the middle.

Hold your tongue wench

My best friends call me cash.

Is there an Opie convention in town?

My sarge gave me no overtime, so I'm doing it lickety-split.

And if I had my way, you wouldn't speak to him after he's elected governor!

Good afternoon. We'd like you to vote Al Donnelly for governor.

cos this is a bunch of bullcrap!

Thank you little storm, please stay strong

Quiet down back there bobcat!

I'm just dandy! I got a bowl of jambalaya in my underpants!

Thanks, bro. At times in the campaign I lost sight of what really mattered.

All right! Bunk beds!

Damn it. I gotta ditch this guy.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I guess I was going about 35, tops

Or I'll have your balls in a jar on my desk.

Man, this sucks!

Actually, there is a perfectly good explanation for this.

Me begging LIN While I'm gone

Floor it, Harold!

- It's all her. - Shut up!

Don't agree with me. It just pisses me off more.

And I believe his problems are rather modest

Sleeper hold. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

(man) Excuse me, Mr "About to be Governor Elect" Donnelly.

Yeah, I learnt it in the '84 Bounce-Off over at Laguna Beach.

- Come on. Let's go. - All the way, Governor.

Somethin' isn't right.

- Good night, Steve. - Good night, Mike.

I got dibs on top

I'd like to tell you about some other great American soldiers.

- Don't worry about those guys. - They don't like me too much.

Hutone Let do it

Can create a mismatch anytime you want.

My pants are full of pudding…

Thank you, gentlemen. Excuse us just a moment.

Very, very freaky.

(applause) - Get him, Joe.

Washington has the most beautiful forests in America.

- I can't... - (gasps)

Hold your tongue, witch

Dock Workers' Union.

OK. Move this one here. It's safe, I swear. It's safe.

Hold your tongue wench

You got a little chubby goin there

Okey-dokey. Come on.

- Good. I think I've lost him. - Stop! Please!

How could you have such horrible instincts and survive this long?

If I really thought you believed that, I'd just... I'd wanna die.

I bet the exit polls already have us by ten points.

What do you think if I went down to...

...you've got some kick-ass shit!

I could sure use some McIlroy and Burns right about now

and my two beautiful, intelligent children...

Come on, let me talk to Al. It's only gonna take a minute.

- Let me get that for you. - Look, I drove down here.

What the hell was that?

Governor Donnelly? Nice threads.

They were wearing street clothes, but that is them.

I got dibs on top bunk!

Al, your brother, told me to drop everything, come down here,

and give them your power trip? They might be impressed by it, asshole!

Oh, something tells me I want this car to just keep driving.

Who is he to say I can't talk to my own brother?

Nobody move, or Steve Dodds gets it!

- I'm kidding. - You're not from around here, huh?

- I think I got it. - No way.

Don't pick the soap Mark or you will get a big surprise

Who? Steve Dodds…

Governor Tracy, having just pulled out a squeaker, must be all smiles today.

I’d say 65.. tops

Vote for McKinstry

He let him go and didn't report seeing him, so Mike wasn't linked to the fire.