Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Front page. - Jesus, Mike!

Aw, that’s sad

and spike it onto the floors of a nightmare you can't even imagine!

- Mike. Mike, what are you doing here? - Oh, man.

What CRT sounds like to the sane majority…

- The kid's a star. - No, he's a gold mine.

- Oh, the car? - Uh-huh.

Cos I was born in the USA.

(turns off music)

Um, sir, I'm not a soldier.

Norris Sabitch met his maker in Iwo Jima, 1944.

And I believe that Mike's problems are rather modest

If you love me like a brother, you gotta back me up on this.

If re-elected to a third term, I'll do my best as your governor

Nice toss! Kids got an arm like a cannon

- (applause) - Get her, Al.

I don't know how you do things in Buckley,

Boy, I feel like a horses patoot..

PSTOPZY: Now. Ha.

Hey Mike I've Got Dibs on Top Bunk

Drake, you ever watch any Bruce Lee movies?

Fine then. Here's to the winners. Yeah!

Hey. Mr Governor, can I please have your autograph?

Who’d you vote for?

- OK. Hi, how are ya? - Somebody get him off of me!

Mike Donnelly is driving down Capitol Boulevard in a stolen police car.

My best friends call me Zelle

I could get time off from the rec centre. They said I could, to help you campaign.

Why don’t you

Are you getting sleepy?

A lot of good our grass-roots campaign did up there.

To be honest, I pretty much run the place!

- I'm asking you to get off me! - Governor... I should say ex-governor!

And then they just...

Smokin', snortin', shootin', suckin', tokin', poppin', droppin'

So you fellas are... performers or...

I don't believe this. Driver, head back to the capital.

- They're the guys that started the fire. - Those troopers?

Here you go, ma'am. OK. OK. I'm sorry.

- So what do you wanna do today? - I don't care. Whatever you want.

- That's my grandma. Mrs Oneacre. - Hi, ma'am.

- I wanna get wrecked! - (all laugh)

And here's my apology.

Democrats in office after Trump presidency

I'm gonna talk to some people and straighten this out,

I love you guys.

Oh, what is this all about? We gotta be there at ten o'clock.

Nice to, um, see you.

Losers take the walk

Let’s call off operation One of us is crazy

# Why doesn't anybody need me?

- Please! - Oh, your thumbs. The hood. OK.

Help! Help, please!

Or pictures that look like Mike Donnelly set the fire.

Rectum? Damn near killed him!

- (riotous cheering) - Yeah!

Watch and learn.

Gimme a minute. Gimme a minute. I'll be fine.

I got dibs on top.

(Mike) "Honourable discharge. Drake Sabitch."

It's all my fault.

Take home, put in bed.

- Don't get smart with me! - Ow.

Nice toss, Scott. Oh, man, the kid's got a cannon.

take a look at his brother and ask yourself this question:

Now, I want you to do exactly as I tell you.

I'm surprised we can't count on a guy whose bus is surrounded by mines.

(insufficient signal tone)

Ever occur to you that at some point you'll have to make a choice

row-outs rooutes

Oh, no! For the love of God!

well why didn't you me?!?!?!

You heard it here, folks. Antisemitism.

That wasn't safe at all. What an idiot.

- This thing must haul major ass. - You could say that.

and listen to what this young man has to say.

He'll fly in the fridge, I close the door, end of story.

He can't afford to be associated with any kind of a scandal,

- We gonna do it, little brother? - Yeah!

I never would've thought of that. That was hot.

- The tree's not falling. - Yeah, I know.

- (applause) - Get her, Joe.

- Yes. - (moans) Don't forget to tell him that.

What in the HELL was THAT all about?

- She put us up to it. - Would you shut up?!

# And this is why

But it turns out he was giving these kids a speech about saying no to drugs.