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Hey, I got somebody you gotta meet. Scott, come here a second.

Oh, jeez. I had to leave town.

I want you to step lively. Do not make me abuse my power.

- What's your name? - Scott Colleary.

and there's no way Al's gonna lose Gaffield County.

Oh man, kid’s got a cannon

What is this? Do you want me to lose?

- This place is trashed. - Check this out.

What happened? It should've gone down on the first whack.

No, it's not cool.

Tell me, do you have any idea how fast you were going? No, but I run this county!

- It touched my hand. - If this doesn't work I'll sleep in the car.

Uh, gee, Mike. Al's kind of busy right now.

- I never should have doubted you. - Oh, thanks, man. It's cool.

I must also thank my wonderful husband Dennis

Psst! Steveeee! I'm in.

- Hello? - Hello?

Good night, Mike.

Leaving work on the daily

My re-election would not have been possible without the people in this state

It says that he registered and voted for Governor Tracy.

Oh, and one more thing.

Come on, guys. This is weird. Let's go play some kickball.

It’s pretty easy to lose balls when you, um, Always play three balls!!!

- Donnelly's levelled off. - Mm-hm. We're dead even. Look at this.

Losers take the walk

The police officer who arrived before our guys was a friend of Mike's.

We have got to put a lid on him.

I believe you. You were set up. And we're gonna get to the bottom of this.

- Hello? - Hello?

Oh, there is a God.

When people aske you what you want for your birthday

Here you go. I'm sorry.

of the Pierce County Recreation Centre fire.

Hey, Mike. How's things? Kind of pissed off about losing your job, huh?

I mean, I have evidence here you need to know about now before it's too late.

So he says “Rectum? Damn near killed him!”

- Isn't that Steve Dodds? - Uh, yes, sir.

Its kinda hard to lose when you Never give up a hit!

Popping the hood.

What does it matter? He's got a gun! You're a cop.

Oh thank you MRK Please stay strong

Talking about your brother's election hopes or my career?

What in the hell was that all about?

Washington State. Isn't it a great place to raise a family?

Why didn't you tell me?

If he'd bought a smaller TV, he could've afforded a couch with less urine on it.

You keep your mouth shut, squirt.

If Hillary wins the election..

(Steve carries on laughing)

- Is that all? - (chuckles nervously) That's all.

(Mike) This sucks. I can't believe I forgot to call Scott Colleary.

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I realise you must stick close together cos you share a common backbone,

Drake Sabitch's grandfather, Winston Sabitch,

whips, chains, whistles, yo-yos, a circus midget

Suckers take the walk

- The kids really love the place, so... - Yeah, I know.

- Ketchup packet. - (laughter)

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I'm not gonna miss a 9mm to my head, but... What were you thinking?

(engine splutters)

where people can leave doors unlocked and their minds are free from fear.

Roads.... What a weird word

I'm all right. I'm OK.

Thanks, Al. Thanks.

They got, like, levers galore in this thing.

Oh, That's Sad.

Let me make myself clear. My brother is a priority.

Good night, dear.

And I am very proud of him.

Commit career suicide.

- Hi, folks. Vote for Donnelly! - Good God, man.

You can’t catch a bat with a pot, moron.

You just tell Steve to watch him like a hawk and to keep the reporters at bay.

bs’n buildin goofin drinkin golfin shootin baggin

Please don't be Mike Donnelly.

- Agh! Oh! - You're in the wrong zone, soldier boy.

under wraps until the election is over.

I got dibs on top bunk.

- (Mike) Ah. Horseshit! - (glass smashes)

Im not one of your 5th graders that would believe that

- Did you do this? - No, no, no... Did you?

Don't let anyone ever tell you your job is easy.

My best friends call me "Cash".

- Sergeant Drake Sabitch. - Mike Donnelly. Nice to meet you.

with all the campaign staff and their families gathering for a festive affair.

I want to see a Washington where children can walk down streets safely,

- Oh, this is fun. - Yeah, yeah, it was.