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It’s easy to be good When your whole team isn’t injured
(# rock music playing)
Um...
God! Help, please!
I beg you, don't do this. Give me some time. I can make you a senator.
When people ask what you want for your birthday
Ooh!
- Go long. - OK.
my grandmother riding by on a bicycle giving me the finger, and a duck.
(music stops)
I've got somethin' to say!
Yeah, sure.
# Why doesn't anybody need me?
Al doesn't wanna speak to you.
Damn it.
Suckers, take the walk... Screw this. I quit
Oh, yeah, man!
Whoever's trailing... gives good money for whichever picture does them best.
It's got all those robes on it.
Good god man!
Geuschwander
This sucks!!
Oh, man, that was wild. It was so weird.
- Three! - Agh!
O
My brother lost his election because of me.
Why don’t you shut up
97
Oh wow Welldone
- This gets worse every second. - I hate snakes!
I'm stuck. I'm stuck.
Steve.
- Hi, ma'am. - (gasps)
Hi, there. Hi.
This is one area where I'm in total agreement with Governor Tracy.
I hardly ever play checkers.
Agh! I'm stuck in this thing.
(insufficient signal tone)
Blaino in his natural habitat
That’s right, it’s pine apple flavored
...
Whoa, what happened to you? D'you fall in some mud or something?
Wow!
That’s Slash, you dumbass- not Sting Ahhhhhhyeahhhh, Slash…
Good. Good.
It’s pretty easy to win when… … YOU NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROW
Hello, Washington!
(TOM'S ANSWER) ME: OH YEAH
Never give up a hit!
(disapproving murmurs)
- Oh, man! - What a goon.
(cheering)
What in the hail was that all about?
Get off my bumper!
I call dibs on top bunk
- Jump in. Wash that crap off. - There's probably piranha in there.
# And I haven't won the lottery yet
Base, this is Mieghem. I'm at the rec centre. Send fire units and a backup.
- Did you see who did it? - Two guys. I don't know them.
# Why doesn't anybody want me, want me, want me, want me?
- Mrs Oneacre? Hello? Mrs Oneacre? - Yes.
Where is the frickin' thing?
Well, let's get to it. Team Donnelly gonna kick a little Tracy butt.
Dude, we pay these bands' salaries by buying a ticket to this shit.
# And everybody's got a problem with me
There's only 1502 voters up in Garfield Coubty
# I don't need your sympathy
I'm just dandy! I got a bowl of jambalaya in my underpants!
Nope. Can't be true.
Good god man!
Smokin', snortin', shootin', suckin', tokin', poppin', droppin'
or I'm within my legal rights to dispatch you with extreme prejudice.
Oh! Oh!
- Is your mom picking you up? - My mom and dad got a divorce.
Man, that sucks!
No! No! No!
What do you mean, Al doesn't wanna speak to me? Why?
It's easy to win when you never miss a putt
# Why doesn't anybody want me, want me, want me, want me?
Oh, here it is! Yeah!
I got an idea. OK?
Run!
- What's your name? - Mike Donnelly.
Aaaarrggh!
Nah you were right Two.
Rock the vote bitches
(distant sirens)
(echoes)
Mike?
Come on, guys. This is weird. Let's go play some kickball.
That's great. I'll be sure to tell him. Thanks for ringing up.
Welcome, Washington Teachers' Association!