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They didn't count on me getting here first. Look, get out of here.
I have to go home now, little doggies. Nothing for you in this truck. No food.
Charlie.
There's only 1,502 voters up in Garfield County.
- All right, all right. - Straighten your tie.
(Mike screams)
Please stay strong.
Critical Race Theory Summed Up in Two Words…
- You know what, I am. Born and raised. - Nope. Can't be true.
Stay strong Jason Meyers
(pees and moans)
A very small jar.
# Eye for an eye
So just find someone and give them the assignment... now.
Agh! Help!
We're Proud To Have Him As A Voter. - Hold Your Tongue, Wench.
l, uh...
- Here it is. - Of course. This had to be the place.
Why are you hitting me? Ow! It's gnawing at my skull.
A zeppelin landed on his head, smashing his head clean out of his ass.
Whoa.
Aaagh!
between me and your loser brother?
Attention, Buckley residents. Voters of all ages, vote for Al Donnelly.
# I'm gonna get a job, get a job, get a job
(grunting continues)
You got to fight for your right! to golf!
I
I can't... God!
Eat it diez
The Governor is going to campaign HQ where she'll make her victory speech.
- Oh, I love it. - Why don't you shut up?
Pardon me.
- Steve here. - Meet me downstairs in the lobby.
You take a mop and a broom... Oh!
- Well, did he do it or not? - Kovary, I lean toward the negative.
This map is heavy.
(grunting)
- What in the hell were you thinking? - I'm sorry. I just wanted to talk to you.
- All right, pal. What's goin' on here? - You shouldn't play with matches.
Oh, God!
I'm not that far from dragging you out of the car and beating you into dust.
My best friends call me cash.
Mike Hernandez
NOPE, CAN’T BE TRUE….
Fire!
- Come on, Mother. - Let me help you, sir.
Officer... Uhh..jack..Mehoff
I think it's better if we bring the energy down a tad.
Here it is. Voter registration for Garfield County.
Kill Whitey
Hey, I'm sorry, man. Take your time.
- I know what I'm doing. - (moans)
Taking him back to Nevada Where he's wanted for bangin' horses
Don't agree with me. It just pisses me off more.
# Why doesn't anybody need me?
I'm not a brother. I'm an embarrassment.
SEVEN
The reason I'm calling is I wanted to tell you about the candidacy of Al Donnelly.
Folks, if you're wondering who to vote for, Al Donnelly's the man for the job.
(# rock music playing)
(chuckles nervously)
Whoa, what happened to you? D’you fall into some mud or something?
I can splatter your cortex or I can explode your heart.
I'll do anything. Just name it and I'll get started.
Bunghole
Besides, it gives you the munchies. God knows, I don't need that. Hey!
Thank you, sir. You've just met Drake Sabitch, a great American soldier.
Get this thing off me! What the hell are you...
My best friends call me "DS."
Never do though, of course, unless I'm chasing a cute chick in a Ferrari!
I
De-de-de, do-do-do! (laughs)
- Excuse me. - You got a little chubby goin' there.
- But they gained another two points. - We're OK. A lot can be done in a week.
(tyres screech, kids yell)
All right, I want a 32 belly option on two, on two. Ready? Break!
Shut up.
(Mike) OK, listen up. This is serious business.
# Stacks and stacks of rats on rafts
Vote for Donnelly.
Man, that was weird. That bug was comin' at me, we connected eyes.