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Yeah.
- (bat screeches) - (both) Whoa! Man!
You are not going to speak to him now.
Pleased to meet you! Wow
- Hey, Mikey. - Hey, Robbie.
One, two...
SNAKE!! It looked at me!!
She embarrassed me in front of a state, messed up things between me and Al.
Just as long as he or she is reliable and helps Mike make a contribution.
Chris King are you done stirring that Drink or is this some kind of fucking science experiment?
Um, I just talked to Charlie, and he's not mad at you any more.
I could sure use a mcbj or peanut-butter cups about now!
And if you get pulled over, I'll say the car was stolen so I can keep my job.
here's your keys... and here's my apology
Kick Oss Whitey!
Go on vacation during Mardi Gras!!!
# I don't need your sympathy
Yep!
All right. Here's what we do.
- I'm gonna go get 'em. - Kick ass, Whitey!
Hi. This is Mike Donnelly. I work over here at the recreational centre.
I call dibs on top bunk!
My foot's caught a little bit. I'm sorry. I beg your pardon.
He was in slow motion going "I can't stop! Don't wanna... Aiiesh!"
- I'm trying. - Well, try harder. Stay over there.
I
Dogs, I want you to go home.
How's the weather out there
- (applause) - Get her, dave
(Steve) Whoa!
# Got no life Got no jive
God. What is this?
# Tooth for a tooth
There's a lot to be done right here, like phone canvassing, stuff like that.
You know what Al calls you when you're not around here?
Whoa! Nitrous oxide boosters
- You got a hell of an arm, Colleary. - Thanks.
Get him dad
Thanks for not shoving the nozzle up my ass first
.
I don't know.
Dibs on Top Wheat IPA
# Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
- Cowlitz County. Tracy wins by 280. - Oh!
Besides, I gotta rebuild that rec centre.
Honey, please don't. Could you get your daddy on the phone?
Are you sure you don't want a job on my staff?
I'll open the fridge, you hit the lights. bats are attracted to light.
It’s pretty easy to win when you… NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROW
Yeah, yeah. Well, you know it’s kinda easy to create mismatches when you, um
- Whoa, whoa. Hang on. All right. - Excellent!
Palestine sucks
Oh, thank you, little roots.
get you organised for the final push, for the election.
You can't keep running away from things. You gotta be tough.
He said he stood up for me, but word came from the top for me to get out.
Man. My bro is knockin' the snot outta her.
Yeah, I did. And I'm gonna be rich,
of serious effect.
(Mike screaming)
Never move your back row!
New kid, fake headbutt!
Whoa. Check it out.
Good night, Steve.
I'm hyperventilating... Oh! Oh!
I'm the Man, "Whitey,” and I've been keeping you down. That’s horrible.
Why not? Governor elect.
- I think it's in there. - Well, then look.
# Got no place Got no face
- Oh! - (crowd scream)
(Mike shouts)
Yes, my brother has some problems, but who doesn't?
Are You or are you not the black angel of death
Thanks for not shoving the nozzle up my ass first!
Eegh! Oh!
(pees)
PSST! I’M IN!
Come on guys, this is weird. Let's go play some kick ball
It's over. It's finished.
- (peeing) - Ah. Ooh.
She’s a large American
Oh, my God.
- Stay. - Steve! Help.
l, uh...
(music comes on, then goes off
- (phone rings) - Oh.
- You afraid? - No, I'll touch it.
Im in!
Good night, Mike.
I'm seriously impressed.
Did you get the latest polls?
- So long, little brother. - OK. See you, Al.
All right!
How you doin', buddy?
Yeah, yeah. Well, you know, it's kinda easy to win when you, um...
and we're outta here.
I guess I was going about 65, tops.
Ow! You broke my nose!
VOTE FOR BOZEMAN!!