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- I have a dream! - (cheering)
what are you doing there, moving a little equity?
You playing pocket pool there, son?
(TOM'S ANSWER) ME: OH YEAH
I've taken enough guff from you for one day. Raving psycho.
Row-ads.
What the hell are you doin' in my perimeter?
my candidacy would be a lock!
This is great. There's 1,502 registered voters in Garfield County.
Trump Campaign be like!!!!
Ha, I know. I just wanted to tell him I'm working my tail off for him up here,
That was huh YOU'RE a omg a nun Nun too spook the house please going
Not sure, but he says he thinks you'll like it.
Thanks for not shoving the nozzle up my ass first
Good night, Steve.
# Why doesn't anybody want me, want me, want me, want me?
"Donnelly's brother is like Roger Clinton, Billy Carter
Rowads...Roods... Roads
KILL WHITEY!!!
God!
So let's call off Operation "One of us is Crazy" and go our separate ways.
(music starts)
Just take it down. Take it down.
- Help! - Are you crazy?
(wind howling)
You Never Move Your Back Row! EVER!
What are you doing? Playing pocket pool there, son?
Please!
Oh, man. I hope there's enough juice left in these boosters.
What an idiot
Kick Ass Whitey!
Please!
- No, don't hang up, please. I... - (hangs up)
Yeah, man! I love you guys!
I loved that place. It was my life. You gotta believe me!
- How's the weather up there, buddy? - Shut up!
- Oh, God! Oh! Oh! Oh, God! - (screeches)
- What's that black thing? - What?
- (ringing tone) - Hello?
- But... - Listen, I'm running this show.
Bangin horses Fuck
I will dance with you inside of the six-sided ring of fire,
Snakes! Oh, no!
Please don't take off!
I'm just dandy! I got a bowl of jambalaya in my underpants!
This young man is a great patriot He deserves to be hosted on our shoulders
(cheering and whooping)
Answer
(CROWD SCREAM)
When Nate Is enjoying his food
No, no, no, no!
Colleary.
It's OK. It's OK, ma'am.
Maybe if he bought a smaller tv he could have afforded a couch with less urine on it
Power to the people!
(# "Lady Marmalade" by LaBelle)
That's right, my friend. It's a pile-driver.
- Shut up! - All right.
Get it right, moron.
- Oh, God. - I don't like this, Mike.
Twitter right now
What is that? It’s Ozzy Osbourne.
With your help, we will make it all the way to the Capitol!
I've got proof this time. Real proof.
Who told you that?
unless you move from this area far and fast! Now!
When people ask you what you want for your birthday
Seven
(hangs up)
What do you think, Steve?
Let's do a little dance.
then i am your man
- Sergeant, please. This isn't necessary. - Come on.
Row-ads.
Oh, hey, little girls.
Rabbit punch! Rabbit punch, into pile-driver!
- Row-ads. Roods. - Quiet back there!
When the troopers arrive, I'll tell them I didn't find anybody here. All right?
But, no, we get "Kill Whitey"?!
Oh. Oh.
Folks, I'm having a little trouble here.
- What latch? Where d'you want me to... - Just pop the hood!
- Get your ass up there. - Ow!
What's wrong, Sullivan? You mad cos you found out the new kid got an arm?
Hey. I'm Steve Dodds, one of your brother's advisors.
Yawning, rollin, fappin, vapin, dippin, sweatin, fartin
because I'm the only person on earth who knows where to find white mud.
Mr's fine.
Critical Race Theory Summed Up in Two Words…
Come on! Oh!
Rogues?
- I will if you will. - All right.
You know?
- Yeah! - Young fellow, I'll twist off your head
You playing Pokeween there, son?