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Chet just told me about Jeremy,
Yes.
and certain people cover that up.
But if you want to go ahead and blame me
I cannot believe I'm meeting Darius Beck.
Come on. Go ahead.
We got some work to do.
hired an extras casting to come in and lie
Are you sure?
Yeah. Keep telling yourself that.
out of my house... my house.
I don't want anything to come between us.
Um, listen.
Just do whatever feels right for you, okay?
Let the freak show begin.
You want to be realistic, I'll be realistic.
But I'm all about that ATL.
You were?
I was late, but I figured it was just
pretty much every guy does not want
- Mm-hmm. - Okay.
Darius didn't take you home?
Great.
And Jay said that I should just wait...
- [Beeps] - Hey. Did you miss me?
I need you to get her home now.
- Call me when you're ready. - Okay.
It is our annual rite of spring...
- I'm totally fine. - Okay.
Go. Carry on.
I think I'm gonna need some time to reflect.
Wait, what? You love me?
- Mm-hmm. - That has got to affect a baby.
One hell of a ballplayer.
- Mm. - What's wrong?
I've never seen her like this before.
Something did happen. The kid's in trouble.
Don't worry about the background...
Wait a minute. Just listen to me for one second.
as much as I might have wanted you to.
Hey! Hey! Nobody's calling the police.
get down on their level or be cool with their friends.
for your kid's college fund.
Possibly, but I have a big day tomorrow,
♪ Oh, it's coming ♪
to the black man in the backwoods of Alabama.
[Laughs]
Hmm. Maybe brush your teeth again.
talking to me right now, but other than that, great.
Wasn't a date. It was a funeral.
Then go ahead. Go ahead, do it.
It's okay! It's 2016!
No, I have run your ass into ratings, dude, okay?
So, we got to make you look like a good guy again,