Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All of you are getting an ass-whupping if Jack isn't in my room in five minutes.
Can I sleep with Dave? No Jack, you're gonna climb on your bed. It is bedtime. Dave, we're not watching Elmo. It is time to go to bed!
Jack, I must have a quick talk with you. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT YOU STUPID BITCH?!
That is your name on the wall.
because I don't think you can say these things to a child.
Jack! Jack! Where are you, Jack?
tpot 20 moment
(ALL TALKING AT ONCE)
You just need to admit it. You don't want to be the bad guy.
Or am I gonna cave your skull in?
Look, I think I can get the same message across
I'm homeless because you whupped me.
Your turn.
Hey mom may I go see Call of Duty advanced poo poo the movie No you can't if you go there I'm taking away your Call of Duty modern warfare games and you're grounded for a month
A game we all hated,
and, if all else fails, relocation.
Episode: "Jumpin' Jake's Song." Synopsis: "Mr D is accidentally locked out of the house. The others are unaware that he has gone outside and do not hear him calling for help. Mr D assumes that nobody cares about him. He later finds out that he is cared for a lot.
You can never hide again.
I'm back in the whuppin' window.
Dre, can I talk to you for a minute?
I started to wonder
Oh, they're all so cute, like him.
No offense, Tanya.
Yeah, good idea.
DRE: Not her.
DRE: Did you hear what she just said?
You're right.
That's how he got his name. Pops.
Oh, you do love crustaceans.
He was all, "Oh, I'm in college now. Listen to how smart my mouth is."
What's for dinner? Uh, ask Grandma.
Look, Pops used to spank me with a Hot Wheels track for sport.
BOW: Babe!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. No! - Terrible!
I thought you guys were all for spanking?
Hey, that’s great Mo. I wish that I’d found something for Courtney. Well, I’m gonna do a dance for her.
So, do you think you can do it?
Yeah. Please tell us when you find it. I'm sure it's very beautiful. If you ask me, I think someone fell asleep and dreamed they saw a flower.
I love a happy ending.
When I get home, I'm gonna whip your behind.
thinking she's safe 'cause she's a girl.