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Yeah, you really messed it up for all of us.
What do you think Mr D? Beautiful. As Tiny Tina continues dancing, there is a knock on the door.
5 minutes later... Zoey! Junior! Diane! We are going home because of Jack!
Tonight on Super-Dunphy... Diane, to the Naughty Pit, RIGHT NOW!
DRE: This is the right thing to do. Right?
In the abstract, yeah, but you don't hit your own child.
- Wha... - ANDRE: Yeah.
(CRYING) Mommy loves you! Oh, God.
Did you beat your son yesterday?
Every time I got ready to throw it out, you'd do something stupid.
Where'd you hear that, Junior?
An ass is an ass is an ass is an ass.
DRE: What are you doing?
DRE: Remember the ass I mentioned earlier?
I could do that standing on my head.
You're not spanking her brother.
I'm homeless because you didn't whup me.
I just hope the memory of that whupping has faded.
Wait, wait, wait. Did you just compare our son to a rat?
Oh, my God, you guys! My son is gone!
Mom could save us.
Tonight on Super Dunphy... Diane, to the Naughty Pit, RIGHT NOW!
(WHIMPERS)
I WANNA GIVE ELIZABETH A PRESENT! Jack, you chose to misbehave, so we'll get it another time.
Who does that?
- Whew. - (CHUCKLES)
Oh no our stupid tree got cut down Happy birthday blow out your stupid candles and let's watch Adventure Time to Oculus stupid tree
Sit down.
Oh!
I think it's very important that they see this.
Well, you know what? I'm keeping it!
They're private little beating booths.
(SCOFFS) What's age got to do with it?
Oh, why is she like this?
And Zooter's got the ball. She's headed towards the goal. Ellyvan is determined to stop her.
I don't want to be the bad guy!
When we return to Grandma and Grandpa's apartment, your grandma is going to read you a bedtime story. What? No. Please don't let her read to me. He thinks that my eyes are the same color as my granddad's.
Jack!