Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Can't hurt. - Might hurt.

What do you want me to play?

- Come on. - Yeah, come on up.

What the fuck was that?

The claws are still sharp!

of all the California beaches I was gonna surf.

Yeah, a regular asshole.

Actually. Wait, hold on.

When I told her that I loved her,

- Pepsi, please. - We only have Coke.

- Recently? - Last year.

Just give me my phone. I just need my phone.

Yeah. I love vermouth.

Well, I don't have a car.

So they can tear this whole thing down? Stay off my yard, Doug.

Uh... I did not.

Now me. Yo, what's up? It's me, Trash Gucci.

Percy, unlock the door. Come on, open the door.

I'd like to leave, please.

Uh, actually, would it be all right if I drive?

I live in Battery Park.

Percy, can you help this lady?

[playing "Maneater"]

♪ Oh, here she comes ♪

"She only comes out at night. Watch out, boy. She'll chew you up."

Be a bitch in March.

- Have you ever been to Italy? - I wanted closure, and I got closure.

♪ Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up ♪

[boy 1] Fuck her!

We can take it slow.

[knocking on door]

Is that all right? I mean, I still love you.

[ominous music playing]

If you or someone you know is being bullied,

- I'm just trying to be realistic. - Yeah.

What you got down there? Something for me?

Oh, come on. Let's go.

- They only have one bathroom. - Can't believe this.

You're gonna wanna spend the weekends in school.

Yeah, no. This is good news.

I requested no conversation.

Um, we got some new dogs in today.

Well, it's so beautiful here, I don't blame you.

We're really out of options. I'm sorry.

So these rich fucks move in and then our taxes triple? It's bullshit.

who married our high school Spanish teacher.

One more infraction and you lose your license.

♪ I could never get straight ♪ Working on the relay ♪

♪ She's a maneater ♪

- I just thought you were hot. - You think I'm hot?

If I were kidnapping you, would I give you all my personal information first?

[poignant music playing]

how does this work?

[man] Come on, dawg. You know how we do.

Date our 19-year-old son this summer.

if you make it to junior year. [laughs]

Well, your name's on the title. It's your car.

I've had sex once to get out of playing Settlers of Catan.

We actually have a lot in common. In four years, we'll both be seniors.

Bedroom's the best part. I'll show you later.

Same thing as you. I wanna date him.

Oh, no, that's just the tires.

You're not gonna find anything on Craigslist. I've looked.

♪ If you're in it for love ♪

[reverse alert beeping]

So, Maddie, uh, tell us about yourself.

she was so fucking horny.

-"Meet at the lighthouse." - Yeah.

Hey, I'll drive you to work. We can chat.

♪ You're high above me now You're wild and free ♪

Because that's really why you never made it past New York, right?

You can just have more fun. Be spontaneous.

I just want you to know,

Lift up your arms.

If you're really in a pinch, you can use our van.

- Real motor on that little guy. - What the fuck do you want?

I sold the house.

I mean, they haven't given it to you yet?

Because I thought you wanted to have sex with me.

Come on, close them. Give me your finger.

♪ She always smiled For the people she'd meet ♪

We talked about "Maneater," so I went home and learned it.

Do you want to? I can call him back over.

He's a former cop.

[hydraulics whirring]

I have to get this, but keep getting to know each other,

Be a bitch in October. Be a bitch in March.

This is the worst iced tea I've ever had.

She's hot as fuck. The sex is incredible.

So do you live in the city?

[barking and snarling]

I did what I needed to do to save my mom's house, okay?

- Did you fuck him? - Oh, my God.

♪ Back to the start Shake it and follow your heart ♪

- Stay the fuck back. - Who wants some?