Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now me. Yo, what's up? It's me, Trash Gucci.

Hey, I'll drive you to work. We can chat.

she was so fucking horny.

Just give me my phone. I just need my phone.

♪ She's a maneater ♪

She's hot as fuck. The sex is incredible.

Because that's really why you never made it past New York, right?

- I just thought you were hot. - You think I'm hot?

So they can tear this whole thing down? Stay off my yard, Doug.

"She only comes out at night. Watch out, boy. She'll chew you up."

♪ You're high above me now You're wild and free ♪

I just want you to know,

Date our 19-year-old son this summer.

So do you live in the city?

We can take it slow.

Is that all right? I mean, I still love you.

♪ Back to the start Shake it and follow your heart ♪

What do you want me to play?

[reverse alert beeping]

The claws are still sharp!

If you or someone you know is being bullied,

[knocking on door]

[ominous music playing]

I sold the house.

One more infraction and you lose your license.

So, Maddie, uh, tell us about yourself.

If you're really in a pinch, you can use our van.

♪ I could never get straight ♪ Working on the relay ♪

Lift up your arms.

[barking and snarling]

You can just have more fun. Be spontaneous.

[playing "Maneater"]

So these rich fucks move in and then our taxes triple? It's bullshit.

♪ If you're in it for love ♪

- Have you ever been to Italy? - I wanted closure, and I got closure.

- Recently? - Last year.

[poignant music playing]

- Stay the fuck back. - Who wants some?

Yeah, no. This is good news.

Uh, actually, would it be all right if I drive?

Because I thought you wanted to have sex with me.

♪ She always smiled For the people she'd meet ♪

[hydraulics whirring]

Be a bitch in March.

Well, I don't have a car.

Bedroom's the best part. I'll show you later.

who married our high school Spanish teacher.

I requested no conversation.

Actually. Wait, hold on.

We actually have a lot in common. In four years, we'll both be seniors.

Oh, come on. Let's go.

I have to get this, but keep getting to know each other,

This is the worst iced tea I've ever had.

Yeah, a regular asshole.

I mean, they haven't given it to you yet?

- Can't hurt. - Might hurt.

Be a bitch in October. Be a bitch in March.

Yeah. I love vermouth.

Percy, can you help this lady?

- Did you fuck him? - Oh, my God.

You're gonna wanna spend the weekends in school.

♪ Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up ♪

What the fuck was that?

If I were kidnapping you, would I give you all my personal information first?

When I told her that I loved her,

We're really out of options. I'm sorry.

of all the California beaches I was gonna surf.

You're not gonna find anything on Craigslist. I've looked.

if you make it to junior year. [laughs]

He's a former cop.

- They only have one bathroom. - Can't believe this.

Oh, no, that's just the tires.

[man] Come on, dawg. You know how we do.

-"Meet at the lighthouse." - Yeah.

I did what I needed to do to save my mom's house, okay?

- I'm just trying to be realistic. - Yeah.

how does this work?

I'd like to leave, please.

We talked about "Maneater," so I went home and learned it.

I live in Battery Park.

Come on, close them. Give me your finger.

Um, we got some new dogs in today.

Do you want to? I can call him back over.

- Come on. - Yeah, come on up.

What you got down there? Something for me?

- Pepsi, please. - We only have Coke.

Well, your name's on the title. It's your car.

I've had sex once to get out of playing Settlers of Catan.

♪ Oh, here she comes ♪

- Real motor on that little guy. - What the fuck do you want?

Well, it's so beautiful here, I don't blame you.

Percy, unlock the door. Come on, open the door.

Same thing as you. I wanna date him.

[boy 1] Fuck her!

Uh... I did not.