Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

who married our high school Spanish teacher.

What do you want me to play?

If I were kidnapping you, would I give you all my personal information first?

He's a former cop.

Uh... I did not.

- Stay the fuck back. - Who wants some?

I sold the house.

♪ Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up ♪

♪ I could never get straight ♪ Working on the relay ♪

Now me. Yo, what's up? It's me, Trash Gucci.

how does this work?

[boy 1] Fuck her!

[knocking on door]

You're not gonna find anything on Craigslist. I've looked.

[reverse alert beeping]

Yeah, no. This is good news.

We talked about "Maneater," so I went home and learned it.

I just want you to know,

This is the worst iced tea I've ever had.

- Have you ever been to Italy? - I wanted closure, and I got closure.

We're really out of options. I'm sorry.

[barking and snarling]

Just give me my phone. I just need my phone.

- Recently? - Last year.

- I just thought you were hot. - You think I'm hot?

So these rich fucks move in and then our taxes triple? It's bullshit.

Yeah, a regular asshole.

Same thing as you. I wanna date him.

The claws are still sharp!

Is that all right? I mean, I still love you.

Uh, actually, would it be all right if I drive?

- Can't hurt. - Might hurt.

If you're really in a pinch, you can use our van.

[ominous music playing]

What the fuck was that?

Be a bitch in October. Be a bitch in March.

-"Meet at the lighthouse." - Yeah.

Be a bitch in March.

You can just have more fun. Be spontaneous.

When I told her that I loved her,

- Did you fuck him? - Oh, my God.

♪ If you're in it for love ♪

♪ You're high above me now You're wild and free ♪

I've had sex once to get out of playing Settlers of Catan.

- Pepsi, please. - We only have Coke.

I requested no conversation.

if you make it to junior year. [laughs]

Date our 19-year-old son this summer.

I did what I needed to do to save my mom's house, okay?

Bedroom's the best part. I'll show you later.

- Real motor on that little guy. - What the fuck do you want?

[man] Come on, dawg. You know how we do.

Yeah. I love vermouth.

Because I thought you wanted to have sex with me.

- They only have one bathroom. - Can't believe this.

Hey, I'll drive you to work. We can chat.

Well, it's so beautiful here, I don't blame you.

So do you live in the city?

We actually have a lot in common. In four years, we'll both be seniors.

- Come on. - Yeah, come on up.

I live in Battery Park.

One more infraction and you lose your license.

Lift up your arms.

You're gonna wanna spend the weekends in school.

Um, we got some new dogs in today.

Percy, can you help this lady?

We can take it slow.

- I'm just trying to be realistic. - Yeah.

I mean, they haven't given it to you yet?

♪ She always smiled For the people she'd meet ♪

[hydraulics whirring]

Do you want to? I can call him back over.

So, Maddie, uh, tell us about yourself.

of all the California beaches I was gonna surf.

Well, I don't have a car.

If you or someone you know is being bullied,

♪ Back to the start Shake it and follow your heart ♪

Well, your name's on the title. It's your car.

♪ She's a maneater ♪

"She only comes out at night. Watch out, boy. She'll chew you up."

Oh, come on. Let's go.

♪ Oh, here she comes ♪

she was so fucking horny.

She's hot as fuck. The sex is incredible.

[playing "Maneater"]

Percy, unlock the door. Come on, open the door.

So they can tear this whole thing down? Stay off my yard, Doug.

Oh, no, that's just the tires.

I'd like to leave, please.

Actually. Wait, hold on.

[poignant music playing]

I have to get this, but keep getting to know each other,

What you got down there? Something for me?

Come on, close them. Give me your finger.

Because that's really why you never made it past New York, right?