Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[ominous music playing]

If you're really in a pinch, you can use our van.

Well, I don't have a car.

Come on, close them. Give me your finger.

So do you live in the city?

Hey, I'll drive you to work. We can chat.

We talked about "Maneater," so I went home and learned it.

Because I thought you wanted to have sex with me.

Because that's really why you never made it past New York, right?

We're really out of options. I'm sorry.

What do you want me to play?

Do you want to? I can call him back over.

Uh, actually, would it be all right if I drive?

she was so fucking horny.

Um, we got some new dogs in today.

Bedroom's the best part. I'll show you later.

What the fuck was that?

[man] Come on, dawg. You know how we do.

- Stay the fuck back. - Who wants some?

Actually. Wait, hold on.

We can take it slow.

Just give me my phone. I just need my phone.

- They only have one bathroom. - Can't believe this.

Date our 19-year-old son this summer.

Uh... I did not.

I live in Battery Park.

I've had sex once to get out of playing Settlers of Catan.

Yeah, no. This is good news.

[playing "Maneater"]

[reverse alert beeping]

I mean, they haven't given it to you yet?

who married our high school Spanish teacher.

- Have you ever been to Italy? - I wanted closure, and I got closure.

how does this work?

♪ Back to the start Shake it and follow your heart ♪

I requested no conversation.

I just want you to know,

I sold the house.

♪ Oh, here she comes ♪

Yeah, a regular asshole.

♪ You're high above me now You're wild and free ♪

- Recently? - Last year.

Yeah. I love vermouth.

♪ I could never get straight ♪ Working on the relay ♪

[knocking on door]

Be a bitch in March.

Oh, no, that's just the tires.

You can just have more fun. Be spontaneous.

I did what I needed to do to save my mom's house, okay?

Oh, come on. Let's go.

if you make it to junior year. [laughs]

You're gonna wanna spend the weekends in school.

So, Maddie, uh, tell us about yourself.

- Come on. - Yeah, come on up.

Well, it's so beautiful here, I don't blame you.

- Can't hurt. - Might hurt.

You're not gonna find anything on Craigslist. I've looked.

Well, your name's on the title. It's your car.

I'd like to leave, please.

So these rich fucks move in and then our taxes triple? It's bullshit.

[hydraulics whirring]

Percy, unlock the door. Come on, open the door.

♪ If you're in it for love ♪

- Did you fuck him? - Oh, my God.

[boy 1] Fuck her!

Be a bitch in October. Be a bitch in March.

Same thing as you. I wanna date him.

- I just thought you were hot. - You think I'm hot?

He's a former cop.

So they can tear this whole thing down? Stay off my yard, Doug.

- Real motor on that little guy. - What the fuck do you want?

If you or someone you know is being bullied,

"She only comes out at night. Watch out, boy. She'll chew you up."

♪ Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up ♪

The claws are still sharp!

When I told her that I loved her,

- I'm just trying to be realistic. - Yeah.

♪ She's a maneater ♪

Lift up your arms.

[poignant music playing]

-"Meet at the lighthouse." - Yeah.

Is that all right? I mean, I still love you.

What you got down there? Something for me?

- Pepsi, please. - We only have Coke.

One more infraction and you lose your license.

I have to get this, but keep getting to know each other,

of all the California beaches I was gonna surf.

She's hot as fuck. The sex is incredible.

Now me. Yo, what's up? It's me, Trash Gucci.

♪ She always smiled For the people she'd meet ♪

This is the worst iced tea I've ever had.

If I were kidnapping you, would I give you all my personal information first?

Percy, can you help this lady?

We actually have a lot in common. In four years, we'll both be seniors.

[barking and snarling]