Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh... I did not.

One more infraction and you lose your license.

So, Maddie, uh, tell us about yourself.

Yeah, no. This is good news.

[ominous music playing]

I sold the house.

[hydraulics whirring]

Oh, no, that's just the tires.

Lift up your arms.

- Stay the fuck back. - Who wants some?

He's a former cop.

You're gonna wanna spend the weekends in school.

I requested no conversation.

Date our 19-year-old son this summer.

Percy, can you help this lady?

What do you want me to play?

♪ You're high above me now You're wild and free ♪

The claws are still sharp!

she was so fucking horny.

Well, your name's on the title. It's your car.

♪ She's a maneater ♪

Oh, come on. Let's go.

Do you want to? I can call him back over.

If you're really in a pinch, you can use our van.

[reverse alert beeping]

I've had sex once to get out of playing Settlers of Catan.

We actually have a lot in common. In four years, we'll both be seniors.

of all the California beaches I was gonna surf.

Be a bitch in March.

"She only comes out at night. Watch out, boy. She'll chew you up."

if you make it to junior year. [laughs]

Well, it's so beautiful here, I don't blame you.

- Did you fuck him? - Oh, my God.

- Can't hurt. - Might hurt.

So they can tear this whole thing down? Stay off my yard, Doug.

Uh, actually, would it be all right if I drive?

Um, we got some new dogs in today.

- I just thought you were hot. - You think I'm hot?

[man] Come on, dawg. You know how we do.

♪ Back to the start Shake it and follow your heart ♪

So do you live in the city?

Because that's really why you never made it past New York, right?

[playing "Maneater"]

[barking and snarling]

♪ She always smiled For the people she'd meet ♪

♪ I could never get straight ♪ Working on the relay ♪

who married our high school Spanish teacher.

- Real motor on that little guy. - What the fuck do you want?

Just give me my phone. I just need my phone.

She's hot as fuck. The sex is incredible.

Bedroom's the best part. I'll show you later.

Now me. Yo, what's up? It's me, Trash Gucci.

Hey, I'll drive you to work. We can chat.

This is the worst iced tea I've ever had.

I just want you to know,

Same thing as you. I wanna date him.

I mean, they haven't given it to you yet?

What you got down there? Something for me?

♪ If you're in it for love ♪

[boy 1] Fuck her!

- They only have one bathroom. - Can't believe this.

how does this work?

We're really out of options. I'm sorry.

Percy, unlock the door. Come on, open the door.

I have to get this, but keep getting to know each other,

[knocking on door]

I'd like to leave, please.

When I told her that I loved her,

What the fuck was that?

Because I thought you wanted to have sex with me.

If you or someone you know is being bullied,

- Pepsi, please. - We only have Coke.

Yeah, a regular asshole.

So these rich fucks move in and then our taxes triple? It's bullshit.

Yeah. I love vermouth.

We talked about "Maneater," so I went home and learned it.

We can take it slow.

- Recently? - Last year.

- I'm just trying to be realistic. - Yeah.

- Have you ever been to Italy? - I wanted closure, and I got closure.

Actually. Wait, hold on.

[poignant music playing]

♪ Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up ♪

I did what I needed to do to save my mom's house, okay?

Well, I don't have a car.

- Come on. - Yeah, come on up.

Is that all right? I mean, I still love you.

I live in Battery Park.

If I were kidnapping you, would I give you all my personal information first?

♪ Oh, here she comes ♪

You're not gonna find anything on Craigslist. I've looked.

Be a bitch in October. Be a bitch in March.

Come on, close them. Give me your finger.

You can just have more fun. Be spontaneous.

-"Meet at the lighthouse." - Yeah.