Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ I could never get straight ♪ Working on the relay ♪

[boy 1] Fuck her!

- Stay the fuck back. - Who wants some?

Uh, actually, would it be all right if I drive?

We talked about "Maneater," so I went home and learned it.

You're gonna wanna spend the weekends in school.

♪ Back to the start Shake it and follow your heart ♪

Oh, come on. Let's go.

I just want you to know,

Well, your name's on the title. It's your car.

"She only comes out at night. Watch out, boy. She'll chew you up."

I did what I needed to do to save my mom's house, okay?

Bedroom's the best part. I'll show you later.

We actually have a lot in common. In four years, we'll both be seniors.

♪ If you're in it for love ♪

Lift up your arms.

When I told her that I loved her,

- Have you ever been to Italy? - I wanted closure, and I got closure.

Um, we got some new dogs in today.

Do you want to? I can call him back over.

- Pepsi, please. - We only have Coke.

Now me. Yo, what's up? It's me, Trash Gucci.

Percy, unlock the door. Come on, open the door.

She's hot as fuck. The sex is incredible.

- Can't hurt. - Might hurt.

if you make it to junior year. [laughs]

who married our high school Spanish teacher.

What the fuck was that?

What do you want me to play?

I requested no conversation.

Is that all right? I mean, I still love you.

- Did you fuck him? - Oh, my God.

how does this work?

Because I thought you wanted to have sex with me.

♪ Oh, here she comes ♪

-"Meet at the lighthouse." - Yeah.

So, Maddie, uh, tell us about yourself.

I've had sex once to get out of playing Settlers of Catan.

- Real motor on that little guy. - What the fuck do you want?

I have to get this, but keep getting to know each other,

So do you live in the city?

I'd like to leave, please.

Yeah, a regular asshole.

Well, I don't have a car.

- I'm just trying to be realistic. - Yeah.

So these rich fucks move in and then our taxes triple? It's bullshit.

This is the worst iced tea I've ever had.

♪ She always smiled For the people she'd meet ♪

You can just have more fun. Be spontaneous.

Actually. Wait, hold on.

Be a bitch in October. Be a bitch in March.

So they can tear this whole thing down? Stay off my yard, Doug.

You're not gonna find anything on Craigslist. I've looked.

Same thing as you. I wanna date him.

Date our 19-year-old son this summer.

[man] Come on, dawg. You know how we do.

One more infraction and you lose your license.

[reverse alert beeping]

Well, it's so beautiful here, I don't blame you.

♪ Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up ♪

I live in Battery Park.

- Recently? - Last year.

she was so fucking horny.

If you're really in a pinch, you can use our van.

Come on, close them. Give me your finger.

I sold the house.

of all the California beaches I was gonna surf.

Because that's really why you never made it past New York, right?

[knocking on door]

Percy, can you help this lady?

♪ She's a maneater ♪

[barking and snarling]

[hydraulics whirring]

If I were kidnapping you, would I give you all my personal information first?

- They only have one bathroom. - Can't believe this.

[poignant music playing]

Yeah. I love vermouth.

[playing "Maneater"]

- Come on. - Yeah, come on up.

We can take it slow.

Yeah, no. This is good news.

♪ You're high above me now You're wild and free ♪

If you or someone you know is being bullied,

What you got down there? Something for me?

I mean, they haven't given it to you yet?

Just give me my phone. I just need my phone.

He's a former cop.

[ominous music playing]

The claws are still sharp!

- I just thought you were hot. - You think I'm hot?

We're really out of options. I'm sorry.

Oh, no, that's just the tires.

Be a bitch in March.

Uh... I did not.

Hey, I'll drive you to work. We can chat.