Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, your name's on the title. It's your car.

Hey, I'll drive you to work. We can chat.

Just give me my phone. I just need my phone.

♪ You're high above me now You're wild and free ♪

♪ If you're in it for love ♪

We can take it slow.

What you got down there? Something for me?

♪ Back to the start Shake it and follow your heart ♪

We talked about "Maneater," so I went home and learned it.

Yeah, no. This is good news.

[barking and snarling]

What the fuck was that?

Because that's really why you never made it past New York, right?

I've had sex once to get out of playing Settlers of Catan.

[hydraulics whirring]

Come on, close them. Give me your finger.

Now me. Yo, what's up? It's me, Trash Gucci.

Percy, unlock the door. Come on, open the door.

- Recently? - Last year.

I requested no conversation.

We actually have a lot in common. In four years, we'll both be seniors.

Date our 19-year-old son this summer.

Because I thought you wanted to have sex with me.

♪ Oh, here she comes ♪

Oh, no, that's just the tires.

♪ I could never get straight ♪ Working on the relay ♪

- Stay the fuck back. - Who wants some?

- Did you fuck him? - Oh, my God.

One more infraction and you lose your license.

He's a former cop.

I mean, they haven't given it to you yet?

[poignant music playing]

You're gonna wanna spend the weekends in school.

Oh, come on. Let's go.

We're really out of options. I'm sorry.

[reverse alert beeping]

So they can tear this whole thing down? Stay off my yard, Doug.

Do you want to? I can call him back over.

♪ Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up ♪

Well, it's so beautiful here, I don't blame you.

If I were kidnapping you, would I give you all my personal information first?

Percy, can you help this lady?

Yeah. I love vermouth.

This is the worst iced tea I've ever had.

I'd like to leave, please.

If you or someone you know is being bullied,

Bedroom's the best part. I'll show you later.

[ominous music playing]

Um, we got some new dogs in today.

The claws are still sharp!

So these rich fucks move in and then our taxes triple? It's bullshit.

- Can't hurt. - Might hurt.

- I'm just trying to be realistic. - Yeah.

- They only have one bathroom. - Can't believe this.

-"Meet at the lighthouse." - Yeah.

Same thing as you. I wanna date him.

- Pepsi, please. - We only have Coke.

of all the California beaches I was gonna surf.

- Real motor on that little guy. - What the fuck do you want?

[knocking on door]

"She only comes out at night. Watch out, boy. She'll chew you up."

When I told her that I loved her,

Actually. Wait, hold on.

I sold the house.

Well, I don't have a car.

I live in Battery Park.

Yeah, a regular asshole.

who married our high school Spanish teacher.

So do you live in the city?

Uh, actually, would it be all right if I drive?

Uh... I did not.

- Come on. - Yeah, come on up.

Lift up your arms.

if you make it to junior year. [laughs]

Be a bitch in March.

I did what I needed to do to save my mom's house, okay?

I have to get this, but keep getting to know each other,

She's hot as fuck. The sex is incredible.

♪ She always smiled For the people she'd meet ♪

Be a bitch in October. Be a bitch in March.

- I just thought you were hot. - You think I'm hot?

You can just have more fun. Be spontaneous.

You're not gonna find anything on Craigslist. I've looked.

What do you want me to play?

Is that all right? I mean, I still love you.

how does this work?

[playing "Maneater"]

If you're really in a pinch, you can use our van.

- Have you ever been to Italy? - I wanted closure, and I got closure.

[boy 1] Fuck her!

[man] Come on, dawg. You know how we do.

she was so fucking horny.

I just want you to know,

So, Maddie, uh, tell us about yourself.

♪ She's a maneater ♪