Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, uh, well, because I'm the gossip correspondent for Connielingus Tonight.

I don't remember you being in Saturday Night Fever

Oh, no, no, no. No, Teta, hold on.

I had no idea you were such a lil' legend.

And what exactly is that supposed to mean?

But we would never tell them that, because they would get lazy.

-I will fuck you up. -Excuse me?

You know what? I was wrong. About being your friend!

Because grief is a natural process of life,

Hey! You're not supposed to have a fly-swatter at work!

Are you talking about wiping Grandma's ass?

You know, one of those really big sad storms that lets out all the rain.

Okay, big guy, let's go pray for Mama.

And when my heart breaks, shit gets broken.

You were a boss.

Hello! How is Mama? Any poo-poos of note?

What are you so upset about, Rock?

Um, no. You're just jealous and acting like a victim.

Hi, Keith from Grief. And yes, before you ask, of course you can hug me.

Hug each other!

No, look, Amir doesn't have time for hugs, he has an ailing mother to take care of.

Well, let me guess, Rochelle's a star, I'm the worst, slit my throat,

So if you wanted to call her maybe "Toilet Fucker"--

Okay, here are a few best practices for taking care of an elderly parent.

but maybe we should check the hospital or the morgue?

-Everyone hates you! -Like who? Point they ass out.

She is a grown woman, she can't have candy for dinner.

I will make you cry.

I'm glad, Mama.

My family forbids it.

when it's about how to humiliate yourself on a global scale.