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-Ugh. Thank God they're finally gone. -Would you like my hot take?
And, um, is there anything you, uh, you know, maybe wanna add?
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-Okay, let's think about this logically. -She's in a wheelchair!
I know. Just ignore it.
I'm Keith from Grief.
And hung like a python, if I remember correctly.
-I… I… I… -Out! Through!
I'm relieved that you're coming to terms with your alcoholism. It's huge.
Oh… gosh.
-Out! Through!
Yeah, bring it on in, Pete.
I'm ecstatic!
Forgiveness is quite transactional in that way, isn't it?
Now, back to the business at hand,
I know.
And I guess now we have to let her go?
NO TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV TV You have no more hop hop! No more TV! No more toys! No more nothing!
-Out. Through. Dad? But Teta's okay.
Fair. Okay, well,
Oh, also, that card is good for 5% off at Kohl's,
Oh! And there's Safi now.
and I say odd because, you know, I have three dongers.
Ugh, finally! There we go.
Uh-uh! We are not mourning, honey, we are thriving.
Okay, so, what?
I just wanted to say that
You were both wrong!
Ah.
dissolve my body in acid, go to hell, be dead.
Oh, it's not a joke, just something I have to say because of my tiny arms.
No NTSC, No PAL, No Surround, No Physics.
Ugh, I hated your family for that.