Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're thinking of Schmitty from Pity.

Of course. I love you. I'd walk 500 kilometers for you.

-He sucks. -Yeah, I can't argue with that.

Ooh! A Toblerone, the crown prince of candy.

Ooh, look at baby Amir! How you loved that little turd bird.

Don't I know it?

-Odds are we're gonna find her… -At the bottom!

I am, too. But she had a pretty amazing life.

-Who? -You, you foxy fox!

-Dad! -Mama! Mama, where's your shirt?

the official retail chain of grief.

Rochelle gave Dolly Parton a kidney, but Emmy wanted the kidney for herself,

it's gonna deal with you!

Oh, good! Does that mean you're gonna finally give them back, thief?

Hey, maybe Amir and I could just sit down?

but it's also so fucking precious.

-What? No. -That's not at all what happened.

you didn't cook or do dishes in your wedding vows.

I guess this is my life now.

I love this bug and I don't care who knows it.

Um, okay, uh, well, you know, let's just stay calm.

I am so sorry, but I thought that this might be an opportune time

Oh, look at you! You've never looked more vibrant.

-Dave, hug Victor, will ya? -Gladly. Bring it in, Vic.

-Okay, okay, okay.

Ugh, I feel bad about Emmy.

-I love you. -And I love you.

And… And that makes me a sad dad.

this girl I like at work doesn't like me back,

No Happy Feet, No Zootopia, No Inside Out, No Ratatouille!

Poor man thought his mother was laying dead in a ditch next to a Hardee's.

Emmy, I am obsessed with your commitment to ruining your own life.

No Eye of the tiger, no back in black, no royals, no Counting the Beat.