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(breathes out) Okay, hold it up.
but because I'm a sexually frustrated alcoholic, so...
Oh, my God.
Um, over there, I don't know, but I'm guessing
No, when she comes back, I'm gonna be your wingman--
It's what we do on our lunch break.
you know what I mean?
Hell, yeah.
Come on.
No more accidents.
but I'm really trying to get in good with these guys.
I guess I'm just, like, hoping for new friendships?
but this is downright irresponsible.
'cause it's not Tuesday--ow!
Well, the same could be said about you.
Parking here in a red zone.
We're gonna watch Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
Hey, I was just checkin' to see
This area's sort of for customers and uh, suits.
Joe's out playing golf and we're both fighting over
You don't mess with a man's sandwich.
If you're ordering a pizza, I'll take the--
-Hey, kid. -Hey.
Editing just gets me so jazzed up.
You say I'm, uh, doing, like, a hospice thing.
What about the guy that fell
FATHER JOE: Oh, no. This is so fun.
No, it's not a lie.
I was just trying to be nice.