Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're in a soup kitchen,

Um, "Since last we spoke, have you planned

My list of marine-themed pilgrim facts is pretty short.

You don't know my birthday, do you?

I'm glad you had a nice time with Amy.

one should only be... washing the dishes.

I want you to read something that I write.

I don't sound like that.

Howard Wolowitz, Caltech.

Nice to meet you, Howard. Feels great to come down here

I'd believe you more if you threw a few Apple Jacks in here.

I don't know. Just ask me whatever comes to mind.

Hey, Siri, show me pictures of naked grandma butts.

It was either for coffee or dinner.

No, the one in Bakersfield.

Well, you're here on Thanksgiving,

it can generate enough current to kill a horse.

so I'm gonna change my answer and eat SpongeBob.

I know you hate the word "moist." I know... Hang on.

I excel at many things,

and the other one must decide which he would eat,

Is that a job offer? 'Cause I really want to go to Mars.