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I know. It makes its own gravy-- it'll slide right down.
from a homeless shelter?
You didn't read it right. Yhe new Star Wars is coming. Gah!
why are we married?
No, seriously.
Are you and I close enough for me to say...
Stop.
Yeah.
I was qualified for because I'm an MIT-trained engineer.
We are.
And I really want you to adopt me.
Let's see.
♪ That all started with a big bang ♪
Just a few.
that she and I are able to function as friends.
Well, we're having everyone over.
Oh.
Hey. Where'd you go? I can't tell if the turkey's done!
All right, I think I'm getting into a groove here.
I am. You know, and in an effort to reduce awkwardness
what's next on the list.
No. How does it work?
Uh, aprons and rubber gloves are here-- just...
I happen to be a giving and generous lover.
Oh...
Our first Thanksgiving as husband and wife.
I also know your voice gets higher when you're lying.
Only five hours and 40 minutes to go.