Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'd seen all the fads: yo-yos, pogs, Pokémon, crunking,

Okay, okay. Time's up.

Shut up about my Lisa! I can tell you where she was.

(chuckles) Did Dave Brubeck compose in 9/8 time?

2 x 11 x 449 = 9878

Instead, you stare out to sea and try to look like

-(phone beeps) -SIDESHOW MEL: Mr. Teeny stole the money,

When did you get so good at your timeses?

It's tearing us apart!

But this beat them all.

and he figured he'd just use it to pay his tab.

NARRATOR: Until proven guilty.

This just didn't pass what cops call "the smell test."

I snapped my right vocal cord-- that's the dulcet one.

Oh, for God's sake.

had kicked her gambling habit years ago. Or had she?

at the time of the crime?

except for Lisa, of course. It couldn't be her, right?

3 x 7 x 11 x 43 = 9933

NARRATOR: Marge and Homer raised their three kids

Homer's bar tab was spiraling out of control.

Whew. What a relief. So who did do it?

What would a ten-year-old boy do with that much money?

And I'm (bleating): ba-a-ack.

I swear it on my very bone.

the short stories of John Cheever.

¶ On a clear day ¶

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