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They will all pay!
[slurring] Hey, hey, Bunty, can you steer my stumbles
[bell tolling]
[sighs] Elfo, I just wish I could see you one last time.
[Zog] But then came that fateful night.
[shrieks] The ghost of Queen Dagmar!
Oh, wait. [chuckles] Nothing to be scared of.
watching the stars, the moon, the neighbors.
I've been dreaming of this moment for 15 years.
Oh, man. Oh, man!
In a kingdom of talking cats and enchanted pigs and hooker fairies,
It's just too painful seeing the truth all the time.
Oh, come on, martin you twit. Aim!
Dagmar?
All right. But you'll come get me later?
What? Whose attack?
She's finally snapped after years of us being dicks to her.
You can rest easy now and get some fresh air.
Stop poking the royal tit, dear.
Dad tried for years to find the Elixir of Life.
Set sail! For the homeland and a glorious future!
[stammers] Better.
I know you've had some difficult years.
After my brother was poisoned, I'd been so careful,
Elfo! No!
once a statue, now statuesque, it's the dagmarvelous Dagmar!
And you. You've only got bigger...
Aw, aren't you sweet, darling?
How thoughtful, but Bean and I are going riding.
Elfo grounded me in reality.
but they really were the best months of my life.
Uh, when I had time.
This is all so crazy.
All your favorites: poached dodo eggs, unicorn bacon and waffles.
Believe me, I kept her on the straight and narrow.
Yes, well, I said "tried."
I had them make brunch for us.