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-Champagne, champagne. -Thank you.
Okay. A simple 'yes' will do.
Yeah, you guys did this all on your own.
he wouldn't stop following me around.
And now the movie just got rated R.
You won't believe it, the military confiscated our project.
Third floor, wrong apartment.
No, but that list was sounding a little thin.
Not really.
Why?
-Don't forget to Skype me when you arrive. -I won't.
-Oh. -A little clingy.
Am I? Yesterday I had an Air Force project,
that I'm not always a loving and supportive boyfriend,
I was offered a summer research fellowship at Princeton.
so you can stay there whenever you want.
This is very disconcerting.
Sir, I'm sorry, but I just don't get it,
so it's not like you're gonna want to stay.
That's sweet, but you did just fine on your own.
but I still have a colon full of yesterday's meals to keep me company.