Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sweetie, I am so proud of you.
You... You did. We didn't even have sex.
Well, why not, huh, if it's win-win for everyone?
All our ballads are terrible 'cause we're all so distracted.
Look, she's a really good cook. Try it.
how's that boy you've been dating?
then why don't you, um, you know, sing it to her.
When
Sometimes, but they don't always express love.
Who are you?
Sorry. Going through, um... Going through what again?
How do you conjugate the verb "to love"?
"I'll Stand By You," by the Pretenders.
Kurt.
Let me tell you a few things I learned from two years of intense psychotherapy...
Dude, impulse control.
Your lashing out at me is fantastically compelling and inappropriate.
Mom. I'm sorry.
I'm gonna pair you off, and I want you to pick a ballad to sing to your partner.
Would you mind clarifying what kinds of songs you want us to sing?
# You're just a baby in disguise #
Your father didn't charge into the breach empty-handed.
Mr. Schue is a perfect target for our self-esteem issues.
- Not very many. - Judy! Glenn Beck is on.
# Won't let nobody hurt you #
Oh.
# No one can deny #
Peppers.
Trust me. I'm a cautionary tale.
No, it's just... you and me all week long.
# Young girl, you're outta your mind #
- Mercedes. - All right.
If you don't talk about it, it doesn't exist.
Russell and his famous toasts.
Suzy Pepper wasn't the first schoolgirl crush, but she was the hardest.
How I'm gonna spend my whole life loving her and she's never even gonna know.