Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, rather worse than nothing.
From those early European explorers who landed at your shores,
If you'd recall your naval training... you'd remember.
Right, in their infinite wisdom, the powers that be have decided
The fact is, in terms of pharmacology, we've gone as far as we can.
As the Royal Yacht Britannia turned naval rescue
[Philip] It's so depressing, this Suez business.
In that time, we will be visiting the remotest parts of the Commonwealth,
-Uh... hello? -[line crackling]
Yes.
This is Britannia.
A shameful, dishonest misadventure!
"Not this time.
[Smith] We are the nearest ship.
You may know him, his name is Mike.
[captain] Coming about.
Like its rugged and, at times, unforgiving landscape,
That's what they want me to say. I mean what I want to say.
And we've been amazed, and impressed by so much of what we have seen.
being, at least, heard together--
[Smith] We have a strict schedule, as part of an official tour.
[sighs]
-Don't be silly, it's south. -[Margaret] Does anyone actually know?
Men are expected to indulge.
But the country will be in safe hands.
our very best wishes go to you on board Britannia.
[Adeane] Because of seniority,
-it has endured on its path to glory. -[laughing]
and... we expect fuel rationing to become necessary as we move into winter.
It's been wonderful for me, on a personal level, to be back at sea.
Uh...
Ah. Ready when you are.
Mr. Head will oversee the withdrawal of our troops from Egypt,
What is it?
and absence of a natural left-sided player,
[applause on television]
on the situation in Egypt and the international response.
Manning command posts on destroyers during the war.
[club members laughing]
who already have beards to shave them off and they'll act as judges
to set oneself free and enjoy.
where Lieutenant Commander Parker and the Duke of Edinburgh are--
You have admirably
-Your Nazi sisters. -Oh, Christ.
I'm afraid no provisions appear to have been made
And all of these people now know Mrs. Parker... is seeking a divorce?
[telephone ringing]
On royal tours in the past, when the Queen has been present,
[Philip] Bye!