Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You mind if I check into my room first?
Amen.
I feel better now.
Attention all Red Team personnel.
What I'm saying is, I think I can help you find a new life.
I apologize for yesterday's indiscretion. An unforgivable breach of discipline.
If you sign here on the dotted line, you're as good as home, young lady.
We're going to have to do this again real soon.
It was nice meeting you.
I AM RELAXED
Aunt Kissy, please!
Nothing?
- You can do it! Trust me! - I can't!
He always shows me a hip time.
Do you know what I did today?
That's what we told everyone.
- My feet hurt. - Your feet will be fine.
...but I have been assigned to a new post.
Me? Read it to the council?
That's because this is the Army...
Sit down.
Number two!
...I'm afraid I missed the security data on these drivers.
Judy's always been a good girl. Always!
- I want it back, okay? - Take it.
My God, this isn't happening to me!
I was stationed over there for 26 months.
- There's Claire. - Where?
...but I think I can be of assistance in locating Private Benjamin.
Congratulations!
- Where were you? - I'm fine.
I want to be normal again I want to go out to lunch
...Richter!
Feeling Private Benjamin
Jean-Paul!
Without risking my life.
We can't afford any more trouble on account of you.
I'm 28.
Nothing.
Coming back inside, Daddy?
...soldiers, but it doesn't come easy.
- I'm not a WAC. - How often do you talk to your folks?
He promised me he'd put in a good word with Captain Lewis.
This is me..after 6 weeks of quarantine
Listen, the bags are packed.
Only tortured lawyers.
Do you have a date?
Oh, yes, sir!
We thought you were kidnapped. The FBI was looking for you...
Keep in touch, shall we?
You better?
Wheels?!
You can't mean me. I worked the night shift.
I'm not the great Thornie.
I can't try to console you...
No, Rick was a tennis pro at the El San Juan.
I'm sorry. I'll never do it again! I want to wear my sandals!
...today.
Then clear her, Captain.
According to the law of Moses and faith of Israel.
We are sad to see her go.
No wonder, you've danced all night. I'll get some Tylenol from Mom.
Freeze!
No, really! My recruiter, Jim Ballard, told me that...
That's good Army
And what's she going to do now? Be my secretary again?
Thanks, Mom.
Judy Benjamin.
That's good Army.
The security data was unavailable to me, sir.
- What am I, Magellan? - What are we going to guard, algae?
The wedding is in yellow...
I do need to get away.
Judy Benjamin, this is Johnny Rourke.
Twice.
Look at these stains. God knows where this has been.