Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...with your education and background...
It's a job, like anything else.
You have earned the right to call yourselves...
- Look what we got. - Listen, Captain Lewis...
Dismissed till 0800 Monday morning. Have a good one!
My name is Sergeant L.C. Ross.
"Look At This Place. The Army Couldn't Afford Drapes?"
The Red Team has won, so follow us.
Honey, I'm nervous.
Private Benjamin has made herself vulnerable to a Red, sir.
Then let's do it to it!
I can't believe you married Goodman...
Colonel Clay Thornbush.
I'm really attracted to you.
What am I supposed to think?? She's the worst maid in the world!
My husband had a heart attack...
I don't want to be in the Army!
Philadelphia Night Owl, you're on the air.
I hate to interrupt you, but could I speak to you for a sec?
My hair!
My God, how are you, darling?
No, I want to be perfectly conscious when I call a cab.
Your first husband was a lawyer?
Why?
- I want us to be together always. - We will!
Would you please just shut up, Benjamin!
- I'm afraid, Colonel. I'm not brave. - Take it easy!
What it's like to be a WAC?
God forbid something should happen to us. It just helps us stay friends.
My name is Judy! J-U-D-Y...
People think I'm in a mental home?
I'm going to call out your names and I want you to line up behind me.
Benj pointed me in the wrong direction!
Evening, ladies.
Me 2 weeks into quarantine
Get me a match, doll.
Capt. Doreen Lewis, a 5-year veteran...
You know your Aunt Kissy is living with us now.
Ma'am!
I wanna go out to lunch.
It's not my rule, that's just the way it is.
What? Want a divorce already?
Look, it's the Red Army headquarters.
- Smoke and flame specialist. - What's that?
I can. The recruiter told me quit anytime I want.
I want to go out to lunch.
- You owe me $6.95. - You got it!
...and my house...
This is your night!
You want it!
Inside and out.
Meet two of our Thornbirds! Lieutenant Gomez and Sergeant Gates.
Quiet!
Excuse me, Private Benjamin...
Captain Lewis is hung up on a technicality.
Off your asses! On your feet!
- I wouldn't have recognized you. - You look stunning!
I thought I was getting too old.
This is the most pathetic group of trainees I have ever laid my eyes on.
I hope her coat's good enough. I had no idea it'd be so chilly.
Meeting you tonight was...
- Calm down, Benjamin! - What if I fall upside down?
Shake, Scrabble!
Look who I found!
Come to papa.
Wait a minute! Is this mushroom piping?
- I've heard a lot about you. - Thank you.
I can smell fear in any man and passion in any woman!
ha ha ha
How come you broke up? Or is that too personal?
Haven't we done enough for you? Given you everything you wanted?
...when you could've had me.
Contrat de mariage.
Took Henri's car to the shop. Made Henri's hair appointment.
...head due west.
Not tonight, Del, thanks.
I can't. I'm afraid...
Abbott.