Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You were nothing, picking up strangers in bars!
And right now I'm looking at something entre...
I'm sorry.
- Arnie! - So you did it, huh?
I'm sorry.
You have two company commanders to lead you through basic.
Captain Lewis.
I'm going to take you.
...and all the croissants I can eat.
Don't you look at me with those baby blues.
Mr. Waxman, we've been through this a zillion times.
What's happening, Judy?
Did you happen to see that movie Unmarried Woman?
Get over this obsession with Claire.
But I counted it as one for five years.
I'd like you to meet my wife.
Starting tomorrow, I do not let you out of my sight.
I guess you must have been alone.
Join the Army.
Do you accept surrender of Blue Team?
To see you looking like your old self again, you have no idea!
Especially with your parents coming.
- Good to meet you, Mrs. Thornbush. - Good to meet you, Miss Lady Thornbird.
Judith?
- How'd you get to speak English so well? - Baltimore.
Because of a woman he used to date.
They do now.
I wanna wear my sandals..I wanna go out for lunch I wanna be NORMAL again!
La Costa. That's good!
No, Benjamin...
OY JUDY LOVE LOVE LOVE
Good job.
Big difference.
...painter break up?
You cannot expect me to give you...
That's just the way I am.
Private Benyameen... Benjamin!
I Wanna Go Out To Lunch!
Enough! Please!
...it's not a sorority house.
She gained back some of the weight.
My companies are the best-trained...
...or I'll drum your ass out of S.H.A.P.E. So fast it'll make your head spin.
Sit!
Goodbye, sir.
I'm thinking about...
I'll straighten it out when the manager gets here.
I'd love some, thank you.
The first time, I was twenty.
The first time for six weeks...
...Mom just fainted.
Look, I've got to go back to the base.
I joined the one with the condos and the private rooms.
The girl's 29 years old and trained to do nothing.
I'm sorry that things just didn't work out here for Judy.
I adore you.
- Tell your men to hang on, Benjamin! - Hang on, men.
Bored AF Help me
...and give you a 30-day paid vacation. I'll tell you something...
That I will bear true faith and allegiance...
I've got a reward for you, my little hero.
Prenups is the only way to get around this and it's too late.
Kiss me first.
- How much do you earn per month now? - Now?
Well, I didn't get it.
Join the Army
What are you doing?
What are you doing in New Orleans?
Because I'm positive it isn't mine.
- A job in procurement. - Procurement?
We're lost. We've passed that same alligator 7 times.
What I'm going to do after quarantine
Excuse me, Drill Sergeant, what is that area?
An elite airborne corp. We recruit them from the best bases in the country.
Yale will be thrilled.
Tell Henri how long we've known your parents.
What? Club Med?
Captain Lewis said we could take you home, darling.
...double-dated in Atlantic City, before even any one of us was married.
- Now just a minute! - She was.
And you wonder why i've been loving more than you know yes more than you know And you wonder why i've been loving you more than you know yes more than you know we drink more than you know more than you know
Good luck. And fight proud!