Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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Attention all Red Team personnel.
- I ain't your nothing. Get that... - I mean what I say!
Mr. Waxman, I wanted upholstered balls.
The Big T is a great judge of character.
- Honey, you're going to be an officer. - There goes a beautiful friendship.
Sir.
I just want to see the recap of tonight's game.
Innuendo? Try rape.
...this is the Army!
Me?
Whoop-de-do!
...Private Moe and Private Soyer, sir.
State your full name.
The question is how long you'll continue as a Thornbird.
...you will not be flapping your lips.
The Blue Team has surrendered. The Red Team has won.
That's my former career.
Looks beige-y to me, Ma. This isn't the right color, is it?
At ease!
Man on the floor! In front of your cots at attention!
Who knows what we'd do in her place.
Sorry.
I'm telling you, there is no other Army.
...the self-discipline, and mental stamina necessary...
Europe?
...to stop your free association, but our switchboard's flooded.
She's very... popular...
Come here.
The only good thing about it was that what's-her-name.
Gianelli's a 308, ma'am.
Maybe you hate us.
For three hours.
No, sir.
Team C!
There's over 300 jobs, and only a couple of them not offered to ladies.
Once...
And I have to tell you, I am frankly a little shocked.
Come on, sweetheart, let's go.
In a sec.
Captain Wooldridge will lead the red team. Captain Lewis...
By the way, I can't get over you in this Army outfit.
...but very nice. Very nice!
I'm thirty-four...
Listen, thanks, but I don't need the loan.
Please.
...to have to bust up our winning team...
It's the reality of things sometimes...
Que Será, Será.
I'm sorry, but it's against regulations for you to associate with this man.
Sincerely.
I just don't understand how you could be with Claire...
This is my blanket. You gave it to me.
You did Claire's dishes?
For the first time in months, I feel that things are really going my way.
- Maryland? - I went to med school at Johns Hopkins.
CV19 thoughts
But I only have eyes
Next time don't be so quick to raise the white flag.
My job is to turn you lovely ladies and gentlemen...
...and butterscotch.
I'm prepared to offer you $458 a month, train you in the job of your choice...
Covid Claustrophobia
I fly 6,000 miles to attend my daughter's wedding...
I wish I knew you better.
How much better?
How long ago did you and this...
I love it.
...and died on our wedding night.
Listen to me.
Swamp?
How about every Friday night?
When I'm not working I play soccer.
Usually, by the time I kiss a guy, I already know his mother's maiden name.
Don't be ridiculous, please!
No, you were right about that.
Reveille! Let's go!
Darling, how are you?
Did I write that? I'm sorry.
...is not a Communist. He's a gynecologist.
Private Winter!
Benjamin, you are not fit to wear that uniform!
You're up for a promotion.
...pay for your food, your housing, all your medical...
Hi, Daddy.
Come on, take it.