Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I want to go out to lunch I just want to be normal again

Our daughter disappears...

You'll be filling out these forms.

Then about twice a week, I spring a surprise inspection on them.

Excellent. I want you to rye-eed it to the counsule.

And I know that once we get married everything is going to be fine.

What did you get?

...but not in my outfit.

The first thing we'll do is put you through your in-processing.

All right, I'm uptight, okay?

You're such a schmuck!

I don't know if it was official.

Happy, darling?

You're my prisoner of war, that's what's happening!

Sir, I am, sir.

The place was a mess. I hung up clothes and did dishes.

I think you took my blanket.

I'm just a few hours early.

Surprised? I'd call it catatonic.

...and at S.H.A.P.E. It was like nonstop chaos.

Is it smart to fire the maid just before the wedding?

Here, we turn out the best-fed, best-trained...

But I was alone.

I'd love to dance.

That's as close as you're going to get to mushroom in Philadelphia.

Broke her arm in 3 places. Lucky we didn't have to shoot her, right?

I haven't done anything wrong...yet! Trust me...Im avoiding an 8 combo workout!!

People love me!

I'm with Olivetti of Tokyo.

Keeps them on their toes.

We tried to figure out why.

It is so good to meet you in person.

Come on, Benjamin, let's go! All right?

I'll be on my honeymoon Monday.

...a little extra happiness.

Let me share it with you.

You know, I've been married to men I haven't felt this comfortable with.

You finally succeeded in making a fool out of me, didn't you?

Just here. Good, sweetie!

...I've been pinned, lavaliered, engaged...

You're shocked?

- Yes, sir. - The war games are concluded.

I've never been to Asbury Park in my life.

My first boyfriend was in nursery school. I was two...

Look at this place. The Army couldn't afford drapes?

I'll show my mother, she'll go crazy!

...we'll play racquetball. We'll figure it out then. Can you wait?

And taste, sir.

Jerry, if you call her you'll screw it up. That's my job, all right?

You've got to remember that I used to be a very active person.

Wait a minute. Who is that with your parents?

- Are you Jessica? - Jim?

There are other ways you can serve.

She's crazy again.

I'll lead the remaining troops to the east.

That you're in an Army barracks in Mississippi with a bunch of...

Here, darling. Here you are.

Examine Private Winter's locker.

But the best one can say of his English is that it's better than my Turkish.

Why don't we go and get in bed?

Ross, take the platoon...

- How are you? - God, I'm fine.

Dear Glass, hello from Belgium.

Do solemnly swear or affirm...

Exactly how I feel!

...but 4 hours of making long stories short was driving me crazy.

Close up that field back there! Come on, move it!

Let's not keep in touch, shall we!

You stood with your tongue hanging out.

I could get used to you.

Bravo Company, attention!

Hello, Night Owl, you're on the air.

I want to go out to lunch.

The next 6 weeks will be the test.

I Want to Go Out to Lunch

My love to Moe and Gianelli. Votre amie, Private B.

Bourbon, no ice.

No, I am a great leader!

To be truthful with you, I can't sleep in a room with 20 strangers.