Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...going to call, but I wasn't feeling very good.
I'm damn proud of them, like I'm proud of you girls.
That's for the future, not Lord and Taylor, you little jerk!
That's the swamp.
If I knew you better, I'd show you my dog tags.
How long you married? Anything more than 15 years, you lose the house.
I just didn't want anybody I knew to hear me on the radio.
But there have to be other choices.
I want to be normal again I want to wear sandals and go out to lunch!
Everybody, Benjamin!
Go check out the bathroom, it's fabulous.
Quit.
No, to call her.
Thornie Two, sir?
Mr. Waxman, you finished the ottoman!
...and the groom is playing soccer!
I don't know how to say this, but you were starting to act a bit weird again.
There's definitely something wrong with that, isn't there?
What's gotten into you lately? It's like I live with the kid from the Exorcist!
We're talking Laemil Lefebvre, my preacher's son.
She's a hard worker.
Anyway, that's number one.
Who's here from security?
This is the color of hair I was talking about.
Trained killers, stuff like that.
Think I'll stay.
And he just climbed right smack-dab...
Well, lookee here!
Now I know what I've been faking all these years.
Never.
It would've been too much of a hassle to do. It was a bad idea.
PRIVATE BENJAMIN
Not so fast.
I'll take her down. You trust me, don't you?
After a Year of AFIB!
- Sell everything and buy her new. - Buy her new? She'll live with us.
Monday and Tuesday Thank God today is a better day!
Quiet...
...orgasm, you know.
I've never danced as a soldier before.
I wanna!
...but you got to get right back into circulation.
It was just what I needed.
Why are you punishing us?
I guess it's not carpeting for the living room.
...attention!
Line 4, have you got advice for Jessica?
- What? - I don't know what!
A special assignment on the ground, I hope.
I thought you and I could be friends, but you're...
Up! Down!
...and I'd like somebody to call me by my name.
- I don't? - No!
I'm going to set you free, Doreen.
Oh, God, full of compassion, thou who dwellest on high.
Not romantic though, much too independent.
- Thanks for marrying me. - You're welcome.
...the Constitution of the United States...
I would like to know how this item got into my bed.
- Where are you going? - Sunday soccer.
See you at 13,000 feet, okay?
Don't push me, punk.
Look who I found! Mr. Waxman, the upholsterer.
Time to wake up now.
Is there a problem?
...and be getting this new pine sideboard that I ordered and...
- Honey, not here! - Please, why not? Come on!
The first time I ever did it...
The dog is deaf.
But we do, okay?
That is so untrue!
Private Winter!
What's the matter, honey? Are you a crybaby?
What's the story with you and this Tremont character?
Captain Lewis, ma'am, we've got trouble.
I love you.
That's purchasing. I've cut your orders, you leave at 1500.
Identify yourself, soldier!
I want to give you two a little something from mother and me...
...the toilet seats.
That's why I've put you on special assignment, transferred to another post.
He thinks he's getting evicted. Let me just talk to him.
How could you do this to your parents?