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I thought it would be a few leg lifts, a little stretching...
May I see your toothbrush? Please?
Johnny is my southeastern U.S. Sales manager.
She sent me out to find you guys and...
I'm Private Winter...
While you are waiting in line for your processing, you will not, I repeat...
It's in French.
Just keep marching, Benjamin!
It's Judy.
I was surprised to see her.
Let's just go straight north.
Gianelli, Glass...
I respect you.
Maybe you got brain damage.
What are you saying?
And a newcomer to the family...
Do you know a lot of tortured artists?
Me 2 weeks into quarantine:
When I met you, you were in the Army.
I'm glad you're back in one piece.
Move it!
How many times have you been married?
Keep the boat, it's a male item.
Pick it up! Pick it up! Close it up!
...married twice.
Stay at home, Save lives
It's the 80s Army, all the ladies love it. All 89,000 of them.
Two weeks ago I was like a god to you!
4 hours? Try 28 years.
...chow time.
I'm your post commander.
- Your name, soldier? - Private Winter, ma'am.
And I really don't like him.
The thing is, and then I'll shut up...
Okay?
- I don't think I did. - Maybe you just forgot.
...and the orders of the officers over me...
Sorry, Helga.
It's disgusting!
Lady Luck!
So do you.
...was on an overnight hike with my Bible class.
Excuse me.
The Army is the best-kept secret in the world, Judy.
If we can't get back by tomorrow...
...of challenges to be met and mastered.
...a special responsibility which will play...
And have you seen the bathroom?
Will you look at this? GI Judy!
Didn't think you'd make it, did you?
I have never looked worse in my life!
You're having an anxiety attack. I'll give you a shot to calm down.
You want it, I'll get it.
Am I late or you early?
...Katz, Byron...
I rearranged my closet.
Captain Lewis?
...into United States soldiers.
Did I bail you out of your first marriage to that schmuck? Did I?
- I'm quitting. - Girl, you can't quit this Army.
The Benjamins!
And Glass is learning French!
Move it!
Give her the microwave, it's a built-in!
I want to be normal again. I want to go out to lunch.
I haven't slept this late in 3 months.
Driving courses?
Check out this list of jobs.
Let's go to my room.
- They're having a good time. Please? - No, I'll ruin my dress.
...she decided she wanted to try it. Remember, Ed?
And they worry about our generation... to decide if we stay young or old not her she's gone through too many mid life criisises. I think she needs to have Doctor Joyce Brothers to have one on one talks with her at home.
For you
Her boyfriend beat her up. I prescribed a sedative for her to sleep.
Where's the fire? Come on.
What are you trying to tell me, sir?
Leo and I and Judy's parents...
Stop gabbing and let this soldier...
What is this, hell week?
Six hours?
Step on it.
What if I hate it once I get there?