Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And Kim... I forget your last name.

Your objective is to capture and blow up Red Team's communication center.

You must be nervous about the big jump tomorrow.

- It's November here, Kissy. - It's November everywhere, genius!

It will be like 3 years at La Costa.

Looks great, but you don't know me.

...the one job I've trained for all my life.

I wanna wear my sandals I wanna be NORMAL again!

The sorriest excuse for a man That you have ever seen

I'm sure you could've found a yard of mushroom fabric.

...they don't always work out exactly as they are planned, so...

- What? - Wait, honey.

I don't know. I'm petrified.

I WANT TO GO OUT TO LUNCH! I WANT TO BE NORMAL AGAIN

Oui, Madame. Where did you find it?

I want to go out to lunch

Why are you spying on me?

...what were Yale's last words?

You're on my hair, get off my hair.

If Patton were alive, he would slap your face.

I really appreciate your confidence in me.

I don't care what your lousy recruiter told you, Benjamin.

...what happened to the mushroom?

I'd love to have a baby.

And we'll listen to some nice Italian jazz.

And I'll be your drill sergeant for your 6 weeks basic training.

...during the throes of passion.

How about Guam?

Jesus, you still believe your recruiter?

What are these, yachts?

- I have to clean this up. - You go play. I'll clean up.

And feeling kind of lonely. No, don't say lonely.

The Blue Team has surrendered.

- What's it supposed to be, death? - No, it's a self-portrait.

I hope it's not Delta to Miami.

Don't you get lonely?

Your mother's coming along very nicely.

I don't hate you, I love you.

I want to be your wife, not your friend.

I'm not going to let you down.

Alpha Company...

Did I get you a car on your sixteenth birthday? Did I get you into college?

- Oh, shit! - Don't worry.

...which teaches evasive driving to the chauffeurs...

Me 2 weeks into quarantine:

...and it's really the first eight days I've ever been alone in my life.

I can't wait to see them. It's going to be so much fun.

I almost forgot.

Definitely the most exciting duty a soldier could pull.

We have bases all over the world.

You don't see me getting hung up on your old boyfriends and husbands.

Look what we got!

You got the yachts, honey! You got the yachts!

It's late now. 6:30 a.m. Monday...

Thank you, ma'am!

...his daughter's going to be well taken care of. Don't laugh!

There are urinals in there.

This ring is a symbol that you are my husband.

Red Team captured!

Here's the rest of the squad. Privates Glass, Gianelli...

It's an absolute vision.

- Excuse me, are you a reporter? - Who, me?

I had an orgasm once.

- 14 weeks ago, Monday. - You're still counting it in weeks?

You're in a veil of white, not a sound except your beating heart.

I thought I'd be filling up my freezer...

...for eight days without a single word.