Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...which unite your lives.
My heartfelt congratulations and best wishes.
Thornbirds?
I'm not in the mood. Suddenly I feel nauseous.
Holy shit!
Thank you.
...but I want to break up.
Barnett.
I know how all you ladies drool over this...
Sit down, Judy.
I don't know, from the hotel.
We'll be in Jamaica 6:30 Monday.
Glory, glory I'm as proud as I can be
I'm coming!
I finally got the nerve to pay Henri a surprise visit.
Beware, mine-fields are out there.
That's nice, Teddy.
It'll be hell...
You could eat off that floor.
But I'm not ready to make love to a man I just met an hour and a half ago.
I read the report.
...will be given...
A letter of financial agreement.
At ease, gentlemen...
Who is your friend, Doreen?
I can't get married without it.
...I will support and defend...
If it weren't for Jeffrey, I'd go for him myself.
Assume the position and hit it!
Move it, Benjamin!
I therefore declare you, Yale and Judy...
Claire?
Daddy.
...maybe a disco class, you know.
Listen to me.
I am, sir.
...get some chow.
...I haven't done anything wrong.
Sate.
And that's what I love about you.
Get yourself a drink, we're going to cruise.
Judy, don't hate me for saying this or nothing...
I don't care how much you cry.
...it's not our year. I am a good leader.
Welcome to the Biloxi War Games, the Super Bowl of Basic Training.
You're all going to scour every inch of this rat's nest!
Why?
...from all enemies, foreign and domestic.
What do you want from me? I didn't ask her to punish everybody!
...you spoke words and performed the rites...
I won't let you shoot your mouth off, blemishing my record with innuendo.
Her hair is the worst!
Which one of you is Private Benjamin?
Go with it! Soar! You're a Thornbird!
...they're terrible. The color, la couleur, is all wrong.
I can't hear you!
Does this belong to anyone?
What's your name, Princess?
...telling us how fine you are and that you'd enlisted in the Army.
I want to be normal again.
...but you'll be glad you did it.
Channeling Private Benjamin today
...my family...
What, penguins? Forget it!
Barracks ready for inspection, Captain.
Sorry it's taken me so long to write, but I've been very busy.
Personally, I think you've gone temporarily insane.
I told you I'm doing Yale's study in mushroom.
Monsieur, my son is very reliable.
You will no longer be known as trainees.
According to the law of Moses and faith of Israel.
Excuse me!
- Your dress is fine. Come on! - Honey, please? I don't want to.
We'll fire her after the wedding.
...the best-disciplined soldiers on this base.
That was your first?
I don't think so, sir, but thanks anyway.
You do?
- Oh, sweetie! - What?
We have enough bodies to spell help?
By mistake.
Sweetheart...
S.H.A.P.E. Is an amazing place.
- Lift your back leg. - I don't have a back leg.
I'd never done nothing in my life before. Nothing!
- Let's go into the bedroom. - We're going into the bedroom next.
It's good to see you up.
My superior is a terrific guy...
...according to regulations.